Izindlela Eziyi-13 Zokuthola Udokotela Okuzokuthatha (Kakhulu, Kakhulu) Ngokuzimisela Lapho Usebuhlungwini

Uqinisekile ukuthi awuqambi amanga, noma kunjalo?

Sibona kanjani ukwakheka komhlaba esikhetha ukuba yibo - {textend} nokwabelana ngamava acindezelayo kungakha indlela esiphathana ngayo, ibe ngcono. Lo ngumbono onamandla.

Ake sithi ubunesifo isikhashana, mhlawumbe iminyaka.

Ukucabanga, okungaxakeki kangako, ukuthi ukuba sezinhlungwini njalo izinyanga ukuphela akujwayelekile, iya kudokotela wakho. Uyala ukusebenza kwegazi mhlawumbe ne-X-ray noma i-sonogram. Yonke imiphumela ibuya ijwayelekile, ngakho-ke udokotela wakho uyakukhipha ukukhathazeka kwakho.

Mhlawumbe ukumangalela ngokuthi ufuna izidakamizwa, ngoba ukuphela kwabantu abanezinhlungu “zangempela” bayafa noma baqamba amanga.

Ngiyakuthola. Kungithathe iminyaka engama-32 ukuthola udokotela abhekane nobuhlungu bami ngokungathi sína - {textend} nokuthola ukuxilongwa ngesifo sezicubu ezixhuma engazalwa nginaso akekho udokotela owake wabona izimpawu zami ezisobala ze-whoops.

Angifuni ukuthi ulinde amashumi eminyaka ukuthola izimpendulo, noma kunjalo. Ngakho-ke nazi izeluleko namasu aphekwe ngobungcweti okwenza udokotela wakho akulalele, athathe ubuhlungu bakho ngokungathi sína, futhi - {textend} gee-whiz-gosh-golly! - {textend} mhlawumbe ngisho nosizo.

1. Yithi “Nginobuhlungu.” Unganakwa noma uxoshwe, ngoba akunakuba kubi kangako.Shiya nomsila wakho phakathi kwemilenze yakho, wena wascally wabbit.

2. Ithi "Nginobuhlungu obukhulu." Ngalesi sikhathi udokotela wakho uzophendula! Ngokugoqeka iso. Kulandelwe isikhumbuzi sokuthi wonke umsebenzi wegazi lakho awunalo futhi awubukeki “ugula.” Shiya ihhovisi likadokotela, wena wehaba elimangazayo, wena!

3. Gqoka inkinobho ethi, "Isikhumbuzi sobungani: Ngisezinhlungwini." Yinamathisele ehembe lakho elithi, "UBUHLUNGU Bangempela BOKUBI, DOC." Qiniseka ukuthi ubheka umphimbo wakho ngakho-ke lapho ukhipha ulimi lwakho bese uthi “ah,” uzobona i-tattoo yakho yolimi entsha ethi: “WAFUNGE ISIFUNGO.”

4. Letha umshini we-polygraph ekuqokweni kwakho okulandelayo. Qiniseka ukuthi uxhumeke kuyo lapho ukhumbuza idokhumenti yakho ukuthi unezinhlungu ezinzima, zansuku zonke. Uzokwazisa ukuthi ngenkathi umshini uthi awunamanga, umshwalense wakho awuhlanganisi ukuhlolwa kwe-polygraph, ngakho-ke, akakwazi ukubheka imiphumela lapho enquma uhlelo lwakho lokwelashwa, oluyi-yoga.

5. Lapho udokotela wakho esikisela i-yoga, mtshele ngesizotha ukuthi ubuhlungu bakho bukhulu kangangokuba awukwazi ngisho nokwenza i-yoga. Ngakho-ke, ukube ubengasiza nje ngalobu buhlungu obuhlangene namathambo obudlangile obuhamba kancane, buthi buthakathaka ngokwengeziwe njalo ngesonto - {textend} noma ngabe lokho kuyindlela yokwelapha ngokomzimba noma imishanguzo yezinhlungu noma uchwepheshe noma nje, uyazi, okuthile - { textend} uthembisa ukuthatha isigaba se-yoga.

6. Bhala umhlahlandlela obizwa nge- “A Second Second Primer on Basic Human Decency” bese uwuthumela udokotela wakho ngokungaziwa esontweni ngaphambi kokuqokwa kwakho. Ngeke ayifunde - {textend} lokho ukubamba okungu-22 kwesimilo sokuqala.

7. Thola izandla zakho kumvunulo yamarobhothi. Sika izindingilizi ezimbili ezibomvu futhi uzithungise phezu kwamalambu aphuzi naluhlaza. Uma sekuyisikhathi sokuqokwa kwakho okulandelayo, akunike manje isembatho sakho sobuhlungu. Udokotela uzothatha imvunulo yakho yamalambu amathathu abomvu bese eqala ukubuza ukuthi "Ngani?" Yilapho ungena ku, "Kungani bonke bema amalambu? Ngiyajabula ukuthi ubuzile! Ngakho-ke UZOYEKA ungabunaki ubuhlungu bami. ”

8. Letha u-corgi wakho ukuze uzwelane naye ngoba lowo mdlwane onobuqili onamehlo amakhulu ansundu angenza noma imuphi umuntu amenzele noma yini, kuze kufinyelele nasekuhlanganiseni ochwepheshe bezokwelapha ukuba babuthathe ngokungathi sína ubuhlungu bukanina. Uma ungenayo i-corgi, ungaboleka eyami.

9. Gqoka njengehlaya. Khala, khala izinyembezi zakho ezinkulu, ezidabukisayo. “Doc,” uzoncenga, “bathi ama-clown akhala kuphela ekusithekeni. Kodwa ake ungibheke! ” Udokotela wakho uzokuxilonga nge- "Crocodile Tear-Itis" futhi kungenzeka akunikeze ukuthunyelwa kwengqondo ngaphambi kokukuyeka ngokusemthethweni kulo mkhuba wakhe. Ngalobo busuku uzokhanya esihlalweni sakho sokuzamazama, usalokhu ugqoke imvunulo yakho ehlekisayo, uzikikiza wena njengoba uzama ukuthola ukuthi konakelephi, "Kodwa ... wonke umuntu uthanda umhlekisi."

10. Ukufumbathisa yisisombululo esingasoze sabuyela emuva! Udokotela wakho angahle acebe ngemali, kepha ucebe ngobuhlungu! Bhaka kuye ikhekhe lobuhlungu. Noma thola enye yalezo zinto ezintsha ezithandekayo othisha bakho besikole samabanga aphansi bamzonda futhi bamthuse lapho exhawula isandla sakho. Lapho ememeza, chaza, “Manje uyazi ukuthi ngizizwa kanjani! Ake sikhulume ngezixazululo zokuphathwa kobuhlungu. ”

11. Cela umlingani wakho noma umngani wakho eze nawe egqoke ihembe eliguquliwe elithi “Nginobuwula” ngakho-ke ithi, “Nginothandekayo Wami Ohluphekayo futhi Ngifuna Umlalele Uyeke Ukumenza Impilo Inzima. ” Qiniseka ukuthi bazimisa kahle ukuze umcibisholo ukhombe wena.

12. Iya esikoleni sobudokotela ube udokotela, uthole umthombo wezinhlungu zakho, zilaphe ngokwelashwa okushaqisayo, okusha, okuguqukayo, okuwine umklomelo kaNobel. Manje awunazinhlungu, kepha ungalahlekelwa ukugxila! Qiniseka ukuthi uyigcoba ebusweni bukadokotela wakho futhi ungalokothi ukhohlwe ukuthi awukwenzi konke lokhu ukwelapha izinhlungu zakho, kodwa ukumphalaza.

13. Fela phambi kukadokotela wakho, uvule iminwe (ukwandisa amathuba okukuvuselela). Uma ungafi, uzothi mhlawumbe ubuyihaba.

Uma ufa, siyakuhalalisela! Ubuhlungu bakho bebungokoqobo, ubugula kakhulu, futhi wonke umuntu okungabazayo uyaxolisa kakhulu. Sikufisela impumelelo eningi emva kwempilo.

U-Ash Fisher ungumbhali nosomahlaya ophila ne-hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos syndrome. Lapho engenalo usuku oluntengantenge-lwenyamazane, uhamba ngezinyawo no-corgi wakhe, uVincent. Uhlala e-Oakland. Funda kabanzi ngaye kuwebhusayithi yakhe.