Zonke Izithonjana Zobulili Ozidingayo Zokuthumelelana Imiyalezo Yocansi nge-raunchy

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Isichazamazwi sasemadolobheni, umngane wakho othandana naye onomqondo ongcolile, kanye nenqwaba yokufundwa kwemizwa evusa inkanuko kungase kube usizo lapho ingqondo yakho iphela phakathi nokuthumela imiyalezo yocansi. Kodwa ngesikhathi esilandelayo lapho amazwi ehluleka khona, kukhona elinye ithuluzi onawo: Ama-emoji ocansi.

Kulungile. Lezo zithombe zekhathuni ezincane azinayo indawo kuma-conco akho akalwe ngo-R, ngokusho kwesazi sezocansi uMegan Stubbs, Ed.D., ongumgqugquzeli omkhulu wokusetshenziswa kwe-emoji ngesikhathi sezingxoxo ezinomfutho. "Ukuthumelelana imiyalezo yocansi kungenye indlela yokwengeza ubumnandi nokudlala kumlando wakho wezocansi," esho. "Futhi ukusebenzisa ama-emoji ngenkathi uthumela i-sex kugcizelela ingxenye yokudlala."

Ngaphandle kokugcwala i-convo ngomqondo wobumnandi, ama-emoji angakhulisa ukuxhumana kwakho. "Ama-emoji ayindlela yokuthumelelana imiyalezo yocansi ethi 'isithombe sibiza amagama ayinkulungwane.'" Kusho uStubbs. Ilusizo kakhulu kulabo abafuna amahloni abafuna injabulo, "ama-emoji akunikeza indlela yokuphendula uma unenkinga yokuza nomqondo ohlangene noma umbono." (Bona Okuningi: Amathiphu we-8 wokuthumela imiyalezo ngocansi nge-Steamy ne-Safe Convos)

Ingxenye ehamba phambili? Lezi zithombe ezincane ziwukushintsha nje ikhibhodi. Okusho ukuthi, bakhona kuwe imini nobusuku, futhi ngaphandle kwe-WiFi enezinhlamvu. Ukuthi ulapha ukuzocubungula umdlalo wakho wokuthumelelana imiyalezo yocansi noma, kunalokho, ufuna ukwazi izincazelo zocansi ngokunyenya ngemuva kwawo wonke ama-emoji owathandayo, funda ukuze uthole ishidi lakho lokugcina le-crib kuma-emoji ocansi.

Iglosari Yezocansi Engekho Emthethweni

Face Ingelosi Ubuso:Amashumi amahlanu amathunzi eGrey abalandeli, ningacabanga ngalokhu njengo-Anastasia Steele we-emojis (owaziwa nangokuthi intombazane enhle? Nah, lokho kuwukucatshangelwa nje).

🏀 I-basketball: Yiqiniso, akukuhle. Kepha lokhu kusondele njengoba abantu be-kinky bezofika kwi-ball-gag. (Okungenani kuze kube ukubuyekezwa kwekhibhodi okulandelayo.)

🐫 Ikamela: Ngamazwi kaMfezi Omnyama, "My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump. My lovely lady lumps." Ngamanye amagama, yebo, i-emoji yekamela empeleni ilapha imele ama-boobs.

Sign️ Isibonakaliso Somdlavuza: Uxolo, kodwa bheka lo mfanekiso! Bekungeke kube nokuphakamisa kakhulu uma uzama! Ekuthumeleni imiyalezo ngocansi, kuyasiza lapho ucela ukukhuluma ngomlomo. (Bheka Okwengeziwe: Konke Odinga Ukukwazi Ngesikhundla 69)

🕯 Ikhandlela: I-Sex wax - yinto! Futhi kuyinto eshisayo. I-Pun ihlose ngokuphelele.

⛓ Amaketanga: Kinksters, ningambonga u-Rihanna - owasenza ngempela ukuthi sicule "amaketanga neziswebhu zingijabulisa" ebangeni lesikhombisa (ngiyaxolisa, Mama!), - ngalokhu kufakwa. (Kuhlobene: Amathoyizi Angcono Kakhulu we-BDSM Wabasaqalayo)

Face Ubuso beCowboy / intombazane / bomuntu. Impendulo elula yokuthi, "Isiphi isikhundla ofuna ukusizama kusihlwa." Yebo-haw! (Okuhlobene: Ungayibethela kanjani i-Cowgirl / Rider Sex Position)

Cat Ukukhala Ikati: Ungacela umlingani wakho alalele yonke imizuzu engu-4 ye-'WAP 'kaCardi B. Noma, ungathumela lokhu njengesandla esifushane. Cabanga ngakho: amanzi + elinye igama lekati. (@Whoregasmic wakusho kuqala!)

Face Ubuso bukaDeveli: Ubuso obusobala obusondelene nobulili, lo bhudi uyakhala: Horny. Futhi futhi: Ngiyazi indlela engenza ngayo umoya wakho uthinteke, ukushaya kwenhliziyo kukhuphuke, ukujuluka kwesikhumba, namaphenti ehle.

🤤 Ubuso obucwebile. Maphakathi ne-sesh yokuthumela i-sex, i-emoji yobuso be-drool iwukungena kalula kokuthi, "lokho kushisa kakhulu ngiconsa yonke ifoni yami." Ekugcineni, ingamela umlomo wakho ngemuva kwesethi ethile yezenzo zocansi (i-ahem, ucansi lomlomo). Umfanekiso? Impela. Kepha ungabi namahloni sweetie, uthumela imiyalezo ngocansi.

🍆 Isitshalo seqanda: Awukho umhlahlandlela wezocansi we-emoji ongaqedwa ngaphandle kokufakwa kwe-emoji manje edume ngokufakwa kwayo kabili kwepenisi. Lingabuye lisho i-dildo. (Okuhlobene: Ama-Dildos Angcono Kakhulu Ongayengeza Eqoqweni Lakho)

💥 Ukuqhuma: Yebo. Lokhu kuqhuma okuncane kuseduze nokubonisa umvuthwandaba njengoba ama-emoji ethola. Ukube nje bekukhona inketho yegiza endala ethembekile.

👩‍👩‍👦 Umndeni: Kulungile iTaurus, Cancer, kanye noLeo babes, ungakuvuma ukuthi: Okwasekhaya kukwenza uqhanyelwe.

🔥 Umlilo: I-Convo isuse umlilo okhalweni lwakho? Ungakhohlwa ngaleli emoji yangempela yelangabi. Uchungechunge lwalokhu lusebenza kahle ekuphenduleni ubunqunu.

🎆 Iziqhumane: Uma ucabanga ukuthi u-Katy Perry akakonakalisanga iziqhumane (mina nje?), lokhu kungenye indawo enhle yokuthi "Ngisanda kufika." (Okwerekhodi: Ama-Orgasms awazizwa nje emuhle, ayimiqemane.)

👉👌Isandla se-emoji: Uwedwa, ngayinye yalezi-emoji zesandla ilinganiselwe ngokwe-G kepha uzihlanganise, futhi une-emoji yocansi esobala kakhulu ye-P-in-V. Uma ufuna okuthile okuthembekile nokuqondile, lokhu kungukuhamba kwakho.

🔨 Isando: Iqiniso lokuthi isando sesiphenduke isitsotsi se-schlong enkulu akumangazi. (Kepha, ngiyakusho nje, lo sh angaba muhle ngokungaziphathi kahle, ngakho-ke ngicela ugcine le yabanikazi bamapipi abavukile abangeke bakuphathe njengesipikili.)

Pot Uju Lwembiza: Oh amazwi amnandi, amnandi emomozi.

Face ubuso obushisayo: Amagama akalwe ngo-Boos akwenza uzizwe usontekile ngolimi? Yehlisa lo mfana ukuze uzithengele isikhathi esithile.

🍭 iLollipop: Lokhu kuphathwa kwe-swirly kuyindlela yokuma kolunye uhlobo lokuphathwa nge-swirly. Udidekile? Cabanga ngamagama owathandayo (kanye nothisha ongawathandisisi) wesikole samabanga aphakathi, "Wangikhotha njenge-lollipop."

🤯 Ubuso Obuphushwe ingqondo: Ngiyethemba, uzoba (ahem) ngokuthumelelana imiyalezo ethunyelwa ngocansi njengale bugger encane.

🔩Nail: Mhlawumbe wena nozakwenu nisahlola ukudlala ngamandla futhi niveza isifiso senu sokuba (ngokuvumelana!) Nilawulwe ngendlela isando esibona ngayo isipikili. Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi, uma kubhangqiwe ne isando, lesi sithonjana esingazigabisi sipenda isithombe esihle.

🦑 Ingwane: Amagama amabili: I-Tentacle dildos. Yebo, bayinto. Futhi yebo, azilinganisiwe njengale emoji.

Sign️ Isibonakaliso Sokuthula: Uxolo ukushintsha uphawu lomhlaba wonke lokuthula, uthando, nenjabulo lube i-emoji yocansi. Kodwa bheka! Isimo se- "V" kakhulu, um, esithweni sangasese.

Ipentshisi Bheka: I-emoji euphemistic kakhulu emphemeni. Kusetshenziswe isikhathi eside njengekhodi ye-butt by fitfluencers, lesi sithonjana esinoshukela sifanelwe indawo engxoxweni yakho.

Ukugijima komuntu: Ngempela, le ukuphela kwempendulo efanelekile ku- "U up?" Njengangaphakathi, ngivukile futhi sengivele ngingu-OMW.

🤏 Umunwe Ophiniwe: Isandla se-Italian-gesticulation? Akunakwenzeka. Lo mumo we-e-x-a-c-t owenziwa yisandla sakho ngenkathi ushaya othile ngenqindi! Kucishe kube sengathi abaklami bebezama ukusikhuthaza ukuthi sigubhe ithuba lokujabulisa iminwe eminingi!

Ipulaki: Uxolo ngogesi, esimeni sokuthumela imiyalezo ngocansi, lesi sithonjana esincane sisho ipulagi.

✂️ Izikele: Ngokusobala, lokhu ukunqekuzisa ikhanda okungeyona into ecashile yokuma oh-so-ethokozisayo esithweni sangasese socansi "isikere." Ithiphu yochwepheshe: Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi uyi-URL noma i-IRL scissoring, sebenzisa 💧(qhubeka uskrola; leyo khodi ye-lube).

🐍 Inyoka: Izingane zesikole samaKatolika, nizoyithanda le. Khumbula ngenkathi inyoka ka-Adam (funda: umthondo) ishibilika yangena engadini ka-Eva (funda: isitho sangasese sowesifazane). Welp, manje ungasho konke lokho ngaphandle, uyazi, ukusho empeleni.

Isithonjana se-SOS: Okunye ukukhetha okuhle lapho amagama akho we-boo ekhanyisa umlilo endaweni yakho ekhethekile.

Umugqa wobuhlalu: Bhangqa lolu chungechunge lobuhlalu nepentshisi ukukhomba oshade naye ukuthi yiliphi ithoyizi oza nalo ngokuzayo lapho uhlangana ne-IRL. (Ukusikisela: ubuhlalu bendunu.)

Face Ubuso Obuzithobayo: Shaya le subby lapho ufuna ukuqinisekisa ukuthi ungaphansi.

Aco iTaco: Ngendlela engizonda ngayo ukuthi i-taco isibe isichasiso sangasese, (ngiqonde ukuthi, isemishi lenyama eligayiwe, empeleni ??), okungiphatha kabi ukuthi le emoji iyavuma ukuthi iyasiza uma kukhulunywa ngokudla kwe-taco. (Yebo, leyo yikhodi ye-cunnilingus, aka sex ngomlomo ye-vulvas).

👅 Ulimi: Ukunambitha, ukuklolodelana, ukuthinta ulimi, i-tonsil-hockey. Ulimi-i-emoji iwukukhetha kancane uhambo lwakho olukalwe ngo-R. Ngakho-ke, khetha ama-emoji owabhangqa lokhu ngokuhlakanipha. Kungaba nzima ukulibhangqa nepentshisi ube ubuhlose ukulibhangqa ne-taco.

Dr Iconsi Lamanzi: ILube. Le yi-lube emoji. Cha uma, no-ands, noma kodwa - angiyenzi imithetho. (Related: Konke Odinga Ukukwazi NgeLube)

💦 I-Emoji Yamanzi: Amanzi amanzi. Thumela le emoji naphakathi no-convo bese ubuza i-boo yakho, "Uyazi ukuthi yini enye emanzi? Taco yami." (Lokho kusho, isikhumbuzi esinobungani sokuthi ubumanzi abuhlali bulingana nokuvuswa. Ungavulelwa i-hella bese usadinga okuncane 💧.)

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