I-New Crazy Trend: I-Aerobics Yobuso

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Ubuchopho bethu buhambe kancane lapho siqala ukuzwa ngokuzivocavoca ubuso. "Ukuzivocavoca umzimba ... kobuso bakho?" sababaza, sahlekisa futhi siyangabaza. "Ayikho indlela engenza noma yini. Kulungile? Kulungile?! Sitshele konke!!’

Besingakaze sikhungatheke kakhulu (ngaphandle kokuthi mhlawumbe isikhathi esaqaphela ngaso ukuthi uthando lwethu noshizi lungase lubangele ukuthi sihlukane). Ngemva kwawo wonke ama-serum amaningi, ama-peels, imaski, okhilimu, nama-laser esiye sabhekana nawo, ingabe impendulo yobuso obuqinile, obuqinile obufana nje nempendulo yesinqe esiqinile, esiqinile? Kusho ukuthini ukuzivocavoca ubuso bakho? Ingabe bekunendawo yokuzivocavoca ubuso ebesingayivakashela endaweni eseduze?

Silangazelela izimpendulo futhi sizizwa sinesimo se-hysteria, sabonisana nochwepheshe abathathu embonini yokunakekelwa kwesikhumba ukuze silinganise ukuzivocavoca ebusweni-ukuthi kuyini, kanjani, izinzuzo, ukungabaza, nakho konke okuphakathi. Esikutholile kwaba kakhulu ezithakazelisayo. Ingabe kusebenze? Yebo, kodwa hhayi ngendlela ocabanga ngayo. [Chofoza lapha ukuthola amaphuzu aphelele ku-Refinery29!]

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