Amahlaya oSuku lwe-12 LOL April Fools 'azodlalwa eGym

-Delile

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Ususithinte isibambo sesitshizi sasesikhishini sivalwe, wafaka ikhiyubhu elingaphakathi kwekhanda leshawa, wamboza ithoyilethi ngesimbozo se-saran ... Ngakho-ke ngendlu embozwe ngo-Ephreli Fools Day, yisiphi isinyathelo esilandelayo esinengqondo? Ijimu, lapho uchitha khona isikhathi sesibili esiningi. Manje, sikholwa ukuthi lapho usebenza khona kuyisikhala esingcwele. Kepha ngo-Ephreli 1, zimbalwa izindlela esingathanda ukwenza ngazo ama-freaks esikanye nawo okuqina-uma sasimubi impela.

(I-Caveat: Asikuvumeli ukuzama noma ikuphi kwalokhu kusebenza, ngoba kungaba yingozi. Kepha uma wenza kanjalo, sicela ube nesizotha sokuqopha imiphumela.)

1. Faka ama-dumbbell asindayo esigabeni samahhala nge-Fake Weights.

2. Uma ijimi yakho inomshini wokupholisa amanzi, cindezela phezulu kwezinkomishi ukuze abantu "baconse" uma bephuza.

3. Mboza ushoki wokuzivocavoca ngendwangu encane yomuthi wokuxubha omhlophe.

4. Faka uphawu oluthi "akukho squat" endaweni ye-squat. (Kepha bazokwenza kuphi lezi zinguquko eziyi-16 zokushisa impahla?)

5. Faka uviniga omhlophe emabhodleleni amanzi amahle.

6. Fafaza i-glitter emiphethweni yamathawula ahlanzekile apakishiwe. (Cishe bangasebenzisa okunye ukuhlanza noma kunjalo.)

7. Gcoba umphathi ukuze adlale "Iso Lengwe" phezu kwezipikha zejimu, ngokuphindaphindiwe. (Abantu bazoyithanda... imizuzu emihlanu yokuqala.)

8. Buyisela othayi bezinwele e-SoulCycle ngazo zonke eziphukile, ezinoboya, ezeluliwe eduze kwendlu yakho nemoto.

9. Faka esikhundleni uphawu lwe-WOD ejimini yakho ngolunye olubala ama-Burpe nje... izikhathi ezingu-20.

10. Faka izimpawu zomkhawulo wejubane ngomshini wokunyathelisa.

11. Letha i-pizza entsha. Yidle ngenkathi ubukele wonke umuntu esebenza. (Sawubona, kunempilo!)

12. Ngena ejimini. Khuphukela kubantu ophakathi kokuzivocavoca, ubacele ukuthi bakuthathe isithombe uguquguquka. Phuma.

13. Beka umata wakho we-yoga ngokuqonde kubo bonke abanye abasesitudiyo.

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