15 Imizabalazo Yangempela Kakhulu Yokuba Nomlutha Wekhofi

-Delile

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1. Ikhofi yiyonakuphelaisizathu sokuthi uvuke embhedeni. Njalo.

Umbhede yibae, kepha ikhofi yi-VIP bae.

2. Lolo valo olusheshayo when uvuka eholidini noma endlini yomunye umuntu futhiawazi ukuthi uzokutholaphi ukulungiswa kwakho kwe-caffeine.

Futhi uma bekhuluma amagama athi, "Angiliphuzi ikhofi," ungase udideke futhi ufe.

3. Awukwazi ukwethemba noma yini ephuma emlonyeni wakho kuze kube yilapho usuthole indebe yakho yokuqala.

Izimpawu Zesifo Sangaphambi Kekhofi Ekuseni: ukwahlulela okungakhubazekile, imisho engacacile, ukuntuleka kokusebenzisana, njll.

4. Awunaso isiqiniseko sokuthi kufanele uziqhenye noma ube namahloni ngokuthi ungakanani uphuza ngosuku.

Abazondayo bangahlulela. Banomona nje nge-buzz yakho.

5. Uma ubona abantu abakwi-TV noma kumamuvi bephafa inkomishi, uyayihaha khona manjalo.

Ukufunela ikhofi into yangempela.

6. Wazi kahle ukuthi uthanda kanjani-okusho ukuthi ukuzama zonke iziphuzo ezintsha zikanokusho kwa-Starbucks akuyona i-vibe yakho.

Mina funa ukuthanda lelo latte elisha loju, kepha umlomo wami ufuna kuphela ukuphuza okumunyu, okumnyama. (I-Starbucks emojis, noma kunjalo? Ngizoyisebenzisa konke kwalabo.)

7. Abanye abantu baziphathisa ukudla kwasemini okunethezeka noma ukwenza izinzipho zabo-usebenzisa yonke inhlama yakho eyengeziwe ekuphuzeni amakhaza.

#worthit (BTW, ungakwazi kalula i-DIY brew brew.)

8. Uqwasha njalo ngenxa yekhofi ngoba awukwazi ukuyeka ukuyiphuza ngezikhathi zantambama.

Isikhathi sekhofi kufanele sibe ngaso sonke isikhathi! Ngiyenqaba ukuzibekela umkhawulo!

9. Izithulukubonakala nje njengehlaya elidabukisayo, elinonya. LOLOLOL.

Kufana nokuthola iburger bese udla ubhanana kuphela.

10. Awuhluphi mayelana nokuthi luhlobo luni lwekhofi-uma ulidinga, wenaisidingoit.

Ikhofi lomgwaqo, i-Starbucks, i-Dunkin ', i-McDonald's, konke kuzolunga.

11. Ngisho noma ugijima sekwephuzile kakhulu, ikhofi liyizinto eziza kuqala kuwe.

Ikhofi yisidlo esibaluleke kakhulu sosuku.

12. Ngakho-ke, ngokwemvelo, unamabala ekhofi, kufana nakho konke.

Ukuhamba nokuphuza kuyikhono okungekho muntu oyoke alazi.

13. Nawe 'sihlale njalo sifuna indawo yokugezela.

Ngoba akukho lutho olwenza ukuthi uchame njengokufaka i-latte latte enkulu.

14. Ufisa ukubhuza owawukuthola ngenkathi uqalabephuza.

Manje, usufana nomlutha wezidakamizwa omdala, ogeziwe odinga ibhodwe lonke ukuze uthole ukukhahlelwa. (PS Nali iqiniso ngomzimba wakho ongayinaki i-caffeine.)

15. Njalo ngezikhathi ezithile, udlala ngombono wokubeka i-joe egameni lempilo yakho noma okuthile ...

Bese uvele uhleke ngoba iyini impilo ngaphandle kwekhofi? (Futhi, ingakusiza ukuchoboza ukujima kwakho. BAM. Phuza.)

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