UBeyonce uqinisekisa ukuthi uKale usezohlala lapha

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UQueen Bey usenqumile: UKale ngeke ashiye isihloko sayo se- "superfood" noma kunini. Kuvidiyo entsha yomculo engashadile, "7/11," ekhishwe ngoLwesihlanu, Beyonce izingubo zangaphansi ze-dons, amabhande okujuluka e-Nike, ne-sweatshirt ebhalwe igama elithi "KALE" esigcawini sokuvula. Ukumba ukubukeka kwakhe? Ungathenga i-sweatshirt ngo-$48 nje lapha (ayikathengiswa ngokumangazayo okwamanje!).

Ngokusobala, noma yiziphi izimangalo zokuthi ukubusa kuka-kale sekuzophela azizange zithikameze uthando lwale nkanyezi eneminyaka engu-33 ubudala ngemifino enamaqabunga. Noma isifundo esisodwa sikhombisile ukuthi i-kale kungenzeka ingabi yinkosi yokudla okunomsoco uma iqhathaniswa neminye imifino ye-cruciferous, thina, njengo-B, ngeke sisuse amamenyu ethu nganoma yisiphi isikhathi maduzane.

Ividiyo, ebukeka sengathi ishuthelwe ku-iPhone (ehlelwe kahle kakhulu), ihlanganisa u-Beyonce nabangane bematasatasa kulokho okubonakala kuvulandi wehhotela, begiya endlini yokugezela ewubukhazikhazi, futhi behla egunjini lehhotela. Futhi ungaphuthelwa ukumangala okuvela ku-Blue Ivy ngo-0:58!

Sekukonke, ividiyo ifakazela futhi ukuthi uBeyonce useyindlovukazi ye-hip hop, nokuthi yena-kanye no-kale-bazohlala lapha. Ukuphela kwento engayenza ibe ngcono? Uma ashaye isitsha esidliwayo esidala se-kale phakathi kwe-twerking. (Uyayilangazelela manje? Zama enye yalezi zindlela ezingu-10 ezintsha zokudla i-kale!)

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