Ngizamile Ama-Vibrator angu-100 + futhi Intandokazi Yami Ibukeka Njengebhanana

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Ukwamukelwa: Enye yezingxenye ezihamba phambili zomsebenzi wami njengombhali wezocansi yizo zonke izinto zokudlala zocansi zamahhala. Kusuka kuma-plugs we-butt vibling nama-crystal dildos kuya kuma-vegan floggers ne-CBD lube, i-nightstand yami (kanye ne-stash enkulu ngaphansi kombhede wami) kugcwele izinto ezimnandi zocansi. Ngomqondo wokukala, izolo ngibala cishe ama-vibes angama-45 efulethini lami — futhi yilokho okusele ngemuva kokuthi mina Marie Kondoed ngiqoqe ithoyizi lami lamathoyizi ocansi emuva ngoMashi.

Noma ngabe nginozakwethu noma uwedwa, ngizama ukunikeza wonke umuntu idrayivu yokuhlola. (Noma, okungenani, kusonge ngomnsalo, unikeze njengesipho, bese ubheka futhi ukuthola i-kugcwele bika. Jabulela ubungane obuzuzisayo.)

Ngakho konke ukuhlambalaza kwami, ubungacabanga ukuthi ngithambise izikhathi eziningi ngosuku kunokuba ngixubha amazinyo ami. Kodwa njengoba ngijabulela ukudlala i-guinea pig, amathoyizi ahlanya ngokuvamile awangenzi ngize. Kungani kungenjalo? I-clit yami isibonakaliso seCancer njengami sonke. Okusho ukuthi, i-AF ebucayi. (Okuhlobene: Lesi Isitayela Sakho Socansi, Ngokwe-Horoscope Yakho).

Ngokuyinhloko, ngithanda ama-vibes ayiwona ngqookuphambene ye-Hitachi Magic Wand, futhi, ngokuvamile, ngithola ngisho nesilungiselelo esiphansi kakhulu samavayibhu sibe siningi kakhulu kimi. Imizuzu emibili ngingenile, futhi ngokuvamile ngiba ndikindiki noma ngizwele kakhulu kuze kube seqophelweni lobuhlungu. Um, dlula.

Nokho, ezinyangeni eziyisithupha ezedlule ngigcine ngithole i-vibe elungele uhlangothi lwami olubucayi: ISundy's Yummy Sunshine Vibe (Ithenge, $ 50, amazon.com).

Ngokuvamile, ngingumlandeli omkhulu wohlobo lwamathoyizi we-Satisfyer. Baziwa ngama-vibes wabo wokudonsa ama-clit (zama eyodwa !!), futhi ngenkathi leso sitayela sethoyizi singenzi i-orgasm, iSatizer yabo 2 ingilethela injabulo enkulu. Ngakho-ke noma nini lapho ngithola iphasela kubo, ngiyaqhutshwa.

Kepha kuthe lapho kuvela i-vibe ebukeka ifana nezithelo emnyango wami ngayo yonke inkazimulo yayo ephuzi, ngabhalela umuntu engangihlala naye ngithi, "namuhla ngithole isidlidlizi esibukeka njengebhanana ngempela." (Cue konke "ingabe lelo bhanana lisephaketheni lakho noma ujabulile nje ukungibona?" Amahlaya.)

Bheka nje ngizithandela ama-vibes angafani nepipi langempela kodwa umbala ophuzi wawushubile nje, nganginokungabaza.

Noma kunjalo, lapho ngisele ngedwa nalokho manje engikuqambe ngothando ngokuthi, The Nanner, ngasho ukuthi yini le futhi ngazama. Futhi bakithi, yileyo ndlela engifunde ngayo ukuthi ngingahluleli isidlidlizi "ngekhava" laso.

Yenziwe ngamaphesenti ayi-100 abicah, ukuthungwa kuyi-yummy. Ngingaze ngihambe ngize ngiyibize ngokuthi ~ silky ~. Futhi, cishe amayintshi angu-8 ubude futhi eduze nesisindo (ukuqagelile) sikabhanana, ine-heft ezwakala kahle esandleni sami, kodwa ayinzima kakhulu noma ayinzima (njengamanye ama-wand vibrator) enginawo. ipompo lengalo lapho konke kushiwo futhi kuza.

Kuyavela ukuthi kunesayensi encane engemuva kohlobo lobhanana, futhi: "Inekhephu elincanyana ekugcineni okuyilona elimangalisayo ngokungena ku-G-spot," kuchaza uMegwyn White, umhlahlandlela wezinkanuko zesomatic nomqondisi wezemfundo eSatisfyer. Ngenkathi ngincamela ukuhambisa ithiphu yethoyizi ngaphandle kwe-labia yami ne-clit, uthi kuyisici esihle sabanikazi bezitho zangasese abathanda ukudlala kwe-G-spot noma bathande umuzwa "ogcwele". I-Yummy Sunshine nayo ine-ribbing encane, engithanda ukuyigijimisa ngemomozi yami.

Inezinkinobho ezintathu: inkinobho yamandla maphakathi bese kuba ukushintshashintsha kwenkinobho "+" ne "-" phezulu nangaphansi ukulawula amaphethini okudlidliza. (Inengqondo kakhulu, ngisho nalapho kushisa kakhulu—ukuhlonipha ama-scouts.) Inezilungiselelo ezihlukene eziyi-12, eziyisithupha zazo ziwukuqina okungaguquki, neziyisithupha zazo yilezo ezibizwa ngokuthi “izigqi zasezulwini.”

Ngokuvamile, lapho amaphethini wokudlidlizela nokuqina kwe-vibe kunamathuba amaningi okuthi ngizokuthola kumnandi — kepha uWhite uthi akulona nje ithoyizi lalabo abaneziqephu ezibucayi. “Ngakho konke ukuqina kwayo okuhlukene, i-Yummy Sunshine iyintandokazi kubantu abaningi,” usho kanje. Ngiphinde ngibe neqiniso lokuthi imoto yakwaYummy Sunshine isabalalisa ukudlidliza phezu kwawo wonke "shaft," ukuze ithoyizi lonke linyikinyeke / lidlidlize / lihlabelele. Ngaleyo ndlela, akudingeki ngithole amathoyizi indawo emnandi — eyami kuphela. (Uyazi uyazibuza: Ungayisebenzisa Yini I-Vibrator Yakho Kakhulu?)

Ngokuqondene nombala? Ngisacabanga ukuthi kuyajabulisa ukuthi i-vibe yami yokuya ku-vibe ibukeka njengebhanana likaswidi le-Runts, kodwa u-White wangitshela ukuthi u-Satisfyer ukhethe umbala ngoba "ufaka ithemba nokuzethemba." Manje, uma ngiyisebenzisa, ngisaculela ikhorasi ethi "Hollaback Girl" ngokuzithoba kimi (ngoba le vibe ithi B-A-N-A-N-A-S)...kodwa-ke, ngiqala ukusebenza ngokubeka i-O ethembeni.

Ungathenga i-Yummy Sunshine vibe ku-Amazon ngama- $ 50. Futhi ngenkathi ulapho, hlola lawa amanye amathoyizi ocansi amangalisayo kuma-Amazon nakulubes osuselwa emanzini. (Mina uqobo ngincoma i-The Nanner ne-Lelo's Intimate Personal Moisturized-bheka iphakethe futhi uzoqonda ukuthi kungani #sexvibes).

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