Lesi sidlidlizi se-Ultra Quiet Sesizokuba Umngane Wakho Omusha Omusha Ngenkathi Ukuhlukaniswa Komphakathi

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Ukuqhelelana komphakathi kuyingxenye ebalulekile yokumisa ukusabalala kwe-coronavirus yenoveli ebangela i-COVID-19. Ngenxa yalokho, mhlawumbe uchitha isikhathi esithe xaxa ekhaya njengamanje — futhi ngaphandle kokuthi uhlala wedwa, lokhu kusho nesikhathi esithe xaxa esizungezwe abantu ohlala nabo, ozakwethu namalungu omndeni.

Yize kungaba kuhle ukuchitha isikhathi nabantu obathandayo, kwesinye isikhathi udinga nje isikhathi sodwa esingafaki ukusakaza bukhoma ukuzivocavoca noma ukuphuma ngaphandle. Faka: Ukumemeza Kothando Lwezinyosi O I-Screamin Demon Clitoral Vibrator (Thenga It, $ 25, lovehoney.com), isidlidlizi esinamandla esithe xaxa esithembisa ukukugcina umatasa ngaphandle ixwayisa wonke umkhaya ngomsebenzi wakho wamanje, i-ahem, nomsebenzi. (Angikhathali ngevolumu? Bheka lokhu kukhethwa okukhethwe kahle kwezidlidlizi ezihamba phambili).

Okuxakayo ukuthi i-Screaming O Screamin Demon, lesi sidlidlizi se-clitoral esivumelana nesabelomali siklanyelwe ukuthi sithule, sibe senza umsebenzi wenziwe. Ifaka amazinga amathathu wokuqina (kanye nephethini yokudonsa), futhi ukunciphisa umsindo, ihlanganisa i-mini bullet vibrator negobolondo le-silicone elenziwe ngophondo. Umphumela? Ithoyizi le-sci-fi-esque eliqinisekisa ukukhuthazwa konke ngaphandle kokudlidliza okuzwakala njengokugunda utshani. Futhi uma ungekho kugobolondo le-silicone-elihlanganisa yonke i-clitoris-lingasuswa kalula ukuze uthole ukwaneliseka okukhombe okwengeziwe. Uma kungenjalo, thola ithuba lomumo oyingqayizivele kanye nedizayini evumelana nezimo kakhulu ukuze uhlole izinhlobo ezintsha zokuzanelisa.

Isebenza ngamabhethri kune-USB eshajwayo, ngokungafani namanye amavayibhu esimanje. Isikhathi esiningi lokho kungaba ukuphazamiseka okungu ~ major, kepha uzobonga ukuthi awudingi ukuyikhokhisa endaweni yakho yokulala ebusuku lapho imingcele yasekhaya idilika futhi abangane bakho noma umndeni wakho bengena egumbini lakho ngaphandle kwesixwayiso. (Okuhlobene: Izidlidlizi Zonogwaja Ezingcono Kakhulu ze-Next-Level Orgasm)

Thenga: Ukumemeza O Screamin Demon Extra Quiet Clitoral Vibrator, $25, lovehoney.com

Ngenkathi isidlidlizi esithule cishe sibonakala sisihle kakhulu ukuba singaba yiqiniso, abathengi bayakuqinisekisa ukuthi akunjalo — bathi lena ithule ngokumangalisayo ngendlela emangalisayo ngisho nasendaweni ephezulu kakhulu. Abazange bathi nje kuphela ukuthi awukwazi ukuyizwa kusuka egumbini elilandelayo, kodwa futhi nababuyekezi abaningi balibiza ngokuthi ithoyizi elithule kakhulu abalitholile. Eqinisweni, omunye umsebenzisi ohlala ekhaya nomndeni uthe kwakuyikhethi "elifanele", elihlakaniphile kakhulu, futhi elithutha kakhulu. (Okuhlobene: Ama-Vibrator ashibhile ayi-10 Afakazela ukuthi Awudingi Ukwephula Ibhange Ukwephula Umbhede)

Omunye umbuyekezi wakloloda: “Inkinga ngokuvakashela abasekhweni kungaba ukungabi bikho kwemfihlo. Ngihlala ngitshelwa ukuthi 'shhh' kepha le gajethi encane ibingadingi sikhumbuzo. Isimo esingajwayelekile kwamanye amathoyizi ami — i-silicone ibiyinguquko enhle ethambile iye kupulasitiki onolaka wabancintisana nabo. Izivinini ezi-3 beziyisimangaliso esamukelekile (yize ivolumu ikhuphuka kancane). Ithambile, i-horny, futhi ihlangene. I-clitoris devil engiyithandayo—impela umgcini!”

Ingasaphathwa, ukwakhiwa kwayo okuyingqayizivele kusebenza kahle kubo bobabili ubulili, ngakho-ke uzoba nokuthile okusebenzayo ngisho nangemva kokuphela kokuqhelelana komphakathi kanye nesimo sokuthandana siyaqhubeka nokuvela. Ngamanani entengo ka- $ 25 nje kuphela, awudingi ukwephula ibhange ngokuthola ukunakekelwa okuyikhwalithi ethile — futhi ngenxa yomklamo wayo ongenamsindo, akekho ozohlakanipha.

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