Lo Mqeqeshi Wezempilo Uthumele Isithombe Esingumbombayi "Sokulahlekelwa Isisindo" Ukufakazela Ukuthi Izindlela Zokulungisa Ngokushesha Ziyi-BS

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Uma uzulazule ku-Instagram futhi uthole umuntu onomthelela (noma ongu-10) othumela izikhangiso zenye yeziphuzo zetiye azithandayo noma "izinhlelo zokwehlisa isisindo", awuwedwa. Naphezu kokuthi lungekho ucwaningo olushicilelwe olubonisa ukuthi le mikhiqizo nezinhlelo ziphephile ngempela, ingasaphathwa esebenzayo, abantu abaningi bayaqhubeka nokuthenga ku-facade. (Uyakhumbula ukuthi omunye wesifazane isisombululo sakhe sonyaka omusha esamthuma esibhedlela?)

TBH, kunzima ukungakwenzi, uma kucatshangelwa zonke izithombe ezithembisayo ngaphambi nangemuva kanye nokuthunyelwe okuxhasiwe okuthi lezi zimfashini "ziyindlela enqamulelayo" obulokhu uyifuna.

Kodwa umgqugquzeli wokufaneleka uSierra Nielsen ulapha ukuze aqondise irekhodi. Kokuthunyelwe okucindezelayo kwe-Instagram, umqeqeshi wezempilo wabelane ngamagama-ncazo kanye nesithombe esiseduze ukukhombisa ukuthi kulula kangakanani ukukhohlisa abantu ukuthi bawele kulezi zinhlelo zokumaketha.

"OMG YOU GUYS! Ngisebenze kanzima, nginciphisa itiye futhi ngiziqeqeshela okhalweni kodwa ngilahlekelwe AMAPHAWUNTI ayi-10 ngeviki elilodwa," kubhala uNielsen eceleni kwesithombe sangaphambi nangemva kwakhe ebukisa ngesisindo sakhe.

UNielsen ube esedalula ukuthi isithombe asilutho ngaphandle kokuthi "kunamafutha amakhulu amabi athathwe izithombe aqoshwe amanga!"

Uqhubeke ngokuxwayisa abantu ngezithombe ezifanayo, izihloko ezisematheni, nokuthunyelwe okukuthakazelisa ngezithembiso zokwehlisa isisindo ngokushesha. Ngisho nabalandeli bakhe bayamthumelela imiyalezo bebuza ukuthi ehliswa kanjani amakhilogremu ayi-10 ngesonto elilodwa, ubhale. Kepha empeleni, ukukwenza lokho ngendlela enempilo kuyinto engeke yenzeke, wachaza. (Okuhlobene: UJameela Jamil Udonsela AmaCelebs Ngokukhuthaza Imikhiqizo Yokulahlekelwa Isisindo Enganampilo)

"Okokuqala, ungaphezu kwenani esikalini," kubhala uNielsen. "Okwesibili, akusebenzi kanjalo. Ingabe uyaqaphela nokuthi lokho kusho ukuthini? Lokho kusho ukuthi uzodinga ukushisa ama-calories angu-35,000 engeziwe IVIKI ELILODWA (iphawundi elingu-1 = 3500 kilojoule)! Ngakho-ke, sicela uyeke ukukholelwa kukho konke ukumaketha kwe-BS amaqhinga laphaya. " (Thola ukuthi konke lokho kudla okuyifashoni kwenzani empilweni yakho.)

Imvamisa, lezi zithombe "zokwehlisa isisindo" zikhombisa nje abantu "abaqhakaze ngokusobala (noma abaphusha isisu sabo) futhi ngemuva kwemizuzwana emibili bathathe isithombe sishintshashintsha," wabhala. Bazama nje ukukukholisa ukuthi ubona "inqubekelaphambili" yomlingo, yeviki elilodwa kusuka kunoma yiluphi uhlelo noma umkhiqizo abawuphromothayo.

Iphuzu eliyinhloko? Akukho "ukulungiswa okusheshayo" uma kuziwa ekwehliseni isisindo—futhi okuthunyelwe kuka-Nielsen kuyisikhumbuzo sokuthi indlela engcono kakhulu eya empilweni engcono futhi esimeme ukwehlisa isisindo kungukuthuthuka kwendlela yakho yokuphila iphelele. Yilokho kuphela. (Bheka: Imithetho Eyishumi Yokunciphisa Isisindo Ehlala Njalo)

"Nali iqiniso," ubhale kanje. "Uma ufuna ukulahleka okunempilo kwamafutha, khomba iphawundi elilodwa noma amabili ngesonto (i-obv iyahlukahluka emizimbeni ehlukene). Hambisa umzimba wakho nsuku zonke, WONDLE ngokudla okunempilo, lala ebuthongweni bakho, wazi ukuthi ushintsho luthatha ISIKHATHI, ziveze okuthile uzwela lapho ukhona ohambweni lwakho bese unikeza lezo zikhangiso u-F * CK omkhulu ngokukukhohlisa. "

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