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Ukuze uthenge ibra elilingana kahle kulezi zinsuku, ucishe udinge iziqu zezibalo. Okokuqala kufanele wazi izilinganiso zakho zangempela bese kufanele wengeze intshi kusayizi webhendi kodwa ukhiphe usayizi wenkomishi. Noma kufanele ungeze usayizi wenkomishi lapho ususa usayizi webhendi. Kukhona Nobhodisi Ongcono Kakhulu walo lonke uhlobo lwebele! Futhi-ke konke kuyashintsha kusuka kumkhiqizo kuya komkhiqizo. Kunamashadi azokusiza ukuthi uthole lokhu, kepha ekugcineni kufanele uzibuze: Kungani lokhu kufanele kube nzima kangaka? Sifaka amabele, hhayi ama-seal on nuclear warheads!
Ukube nje bekunendlela yokubuka amantombazane akho esibukweni bese wazi ukuthi uzokhetha usayizi onjani.
Izingane ezinamabele nezincane, usenhlanhleni! Lokhu yikho kanye uRigby noPeller, isitolo sangaphansi esizinze eHong Kong, abathi bangakwenza manje. Imfihlo kabhodisi olingana ngokuphelele ubuchwepheshe besibuko esihlakaniphile esibizwa ngokuthi uCatherine. U-Catherine ubukeka njengesibuko esivamile segumbi lokugqoka, kodwa empeleni unesistimu yekhamera eyinkimbinkimbi ethatha izilinganiso ezingaphezu kuka-140 zesifuba sakho ngenkathi wenza i-twirl encane. Isibuko sibe sesihlaziya idatha bese sithumela imiphumela yakho kuthebhulethi engeke ikutshele kuphela usayizi wakho we-bra wangempela, kodwa ukuthi lokho kuhumusha kanjani kusuka kumkhiqizo kuya kolunye uhlobo.
"Amakhasimende angakhomba izinto eziqondile ngakho-ke akudingeki ukuthi bachithe isikhathi esiningi behlola yonke imikhiqizo futhi bezama ngayo yonke into," kusho uJeanne Tan, ongusolwazi ophathelene nezindwangu nezingubo ezisize ukuthuthukisa ubuchwepheshe. Ubuye wengeza ngokuthi uthemba ukuthi lokhu kuzoba yizinga lokusebenza kuyo yonke imboni nokuthi abesifazane bazoqala ukufuna izilinganiso ezinembile.
Ama-bras amahle alingana kahle ngaphandle kokuchitha amahora emi nqunu enqunu egumbini lokugqoka elikhanyayo? Yebo, ngicela! (Futhi uma kukhulunywa ngenkambiso yakho yokuzivocavoca umzimba, ungaphuthelwa yilawa ma-Sexy Sports Bras wokunonga ikhabethe lakho.)