Othile Ushintshe Isithombe sika-Amy Schumer ukuze Sibukeke "Insta Ready" futhi Akazange Ahlabeke umxhwele.

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Akekho ongasola u-Amy Schumer ngokubeka phambili ku-Instagram - impela kunalokho. Muva nje, useze wathumela namavidiyo akhe ehlanza (yebo, ngesizathu). Ngakho-ke lapho ethola ukuthi kukhona othumele isithombe sakhe esasishintshiwe ukuze sibukeke "sikulungele nge-Insta," wababiza. (Okuhlobene: U-Amy Schumer uthuswa ngabantu Abangadli AmaCarbs)

I-akhawunti, @get_insta_ready (engasasebenzi, i-BTW), ithumele isithombe sikaSchumer eceleni kwenguqulo ehleliwe yesithombe, kubonakala sengathi sikhangisa ngezinsizakalo zokuhlela izithombe. Isithombe-skrini esithunyelwe ngu E! kuveza ukuthi umsebenzisi ubhale amazwibela esithombe "Njengalokho engikwenze no-Amy Schumer? Ngizokwenzela nawe lokho," ngama-hashtag afana nokuthi #slimface, #enlargeeyes, #contoured, kanye ne-#noselift. U-Schumer ubeke amazwana kokuthunyelwe, ekhomba umphumela webhola leqhwa lezo zithombe zangaphambi nangemuva ezingaba nazo. "Woof lokhu akulilungele isiko lethu," wabhala. "Ngiyayithanda indlela engibukeka ngayo futhi angifuni ukubukeka njengekhophi yekhabhoni yalolu hlobo lomuntu wesifazane ozizwa iyindlela engcono yokubukeka." (USchumer akuyena yedwa usaziwayo omemezele izithombe ezithathwe izithombe ngokweqile ku-inthanethi nasezikhangisweni. U-Jameela Jamil uye waphumela obala ngomkhuba oyingozi kanye nokudelela kwakhe izincomo ezingenampilo zosaziwayo.)

Awunayo i-déjà vu. USchumer uphendule esehlakalweni esifanayo ekuqaleni konyaka lapho umsebenzisi we-Instagram athumele isithombe sakhe ebhasikidi eceleni kwenguqulo efotwe izithombe. Ngaleso sikhathi, ephendula ukuphawula komsebenzisi ukuthi ubukeka engcono enguqulweni ehleliwe, wabhala, "Angivumelani. Ngithanda indlela engibukeka ngayo ngempela. Lowo ngumzimba wami. Ngiyawuthanda umzimba wami ngokuba namandla nokuba nempilo futhi ngi-sexy. Ngi kubukeka sengathi ngizokwanga kahle noma ngiphuze nawe. Esinye isithombe sibukeka sisihle kodwa akusimina. Ngiyabonga ngokwabelana ngemicabango yakho futhi. Uyabona, sobabili siqinisile. "

Kusekude okokuqala ukuthi uSchumer akhombise amazinga obuhle bomphakathi asetshenzisiwe. Wafaka inkanyezi Ngizizwa Nginhle, okwakuhloselwe ukukhanyisa izindinganiso, ngisho noma ukubulawa kwakunempikiswano. Ngenkathi ekhangisa ifilimu, wavula isifuba ngokuzizwa enengcindezi yokulingana nohlobo lomzimba olujwayelekile lwaseHollywood. "Ngiyilokho iHollywood ikubiza ngokuthi 'ukukhuluphala kakhulu,'," esho U-Amy Schumer: Isipesheli Sesikhumba. “Ngaphambi kokuthi ngenze noma yini, othile onjengaye wangichazela, ‘Ukuze wazi, Amy, akukho ngcindezi, kodwa uma unesisindo esingaphezu kwamakhilogremu angu-140, kuzolimaza amehlo abantu,” uyakhumbula. "Futhi bengifana nokuthi 'Kulungile.' Ngisanda kulithenga. Bengithi, 'Kulungile, ngisha edolobheni. Ngakho-ke ngehlile emzimbeni. " Wehla emzimbeni ngenxa yezindima ngaphambi kokuba agcine ewazise umzimba wakhe. (Ngenkathi ebeka nqunu ngekhalenda likaPirelli lika-2016, uthe uzizwe emuhle kakhulu kunakuqala.)

Kuleli qophelo, umkhuba wokuthwebula izithombe nezithombe ze-FaceTune-ing uvame kakhulu kangangokuthi ubonakala njenge-NBD, yingakho ukuphawula kuka-Schumer kuwukuhlola okungokoqobo okubaluleke kangaka. Noma yini ilungele i-Insta uma umane ukulungele ukuyithumela.

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