Izimpendulo eziyi-10 ze-Mic-Drop zaso sonke isikhathi lapho othile engabaza ukugula kwakho

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• 1. “Ukugula kwami akuyona into yangempela? Yeka ifilosofi enhle! Ngabe uyakusebenzisa kukho konke eyakho izinkinga, noma abanye nje abantu? ”
• 2. “Ngibonga kakhulu ngokungithumelela leso sihloko esikhuluma ngokuthi kungani ukugula kwami ​​kungelona iqiniso. Sengijahe ukuyiphrinta, ngiyigoqe ibe yindiza yamaphepha, bese ngiyithumela ebusweni bakho. ”
• 3. “Ngiyabonga kakhulu ngokuncoma le vithamini eyisimangaliso ocabanga ukuthi izongelapha! Ake ngibuyisele umusa. Kufanele uzame lokhu: Thatha i-apula, ulinamathisele ngangokunokwenzeka emlonyeni wakho, bese ulibamba lapho ngaphandle kokukhuluma. Ngicabanga ukuthi izokusiza kakhulu. ”
• 4. “Awu, dang, manje sekufanele ngivuselele uhlu lwami lwezinto zangempela uma kuqhathaniswa nezinto ezingezona ezangempela. USanta: akuyona into yangempela. Isimo sami: akusona esangempela. Iziqu zakho zobudokotela ...? ”
• 5. Yisho izwi eliyindida bese uhlebeza kamnandi ezindlebeni zabo: “Kulungile ukuthi awukholelwa ekuguleni kwami. Likholelwa kuwe.”
• 6. Memezela phansi emzimbeni wakho: “UYAKUZWA LOKHO, IZIMPAWU? AWUKHO NGEMPELA! ” Bheka emuva. "Yebo, bacela ukwehluka."
• 7. Hlakazela ezintanjeni zomusi njengesipoki, futhi ngaphambi kokuba uchithe, sebenzisa umoya wakho wokugcina ukuhleba, “Ekugcineni! Omunye ube nesibindi sokungitshela ukuthi isifo sami akusona esingokoqobo, futhi manje umoya wami usukhululekile ekugcineni. ”
• 8. “Hhayi okwangempela, eh? Uyazi, nami bengisho into efanayo ngesifo somlomo, kodwa ngibe sengihlangana nawe. ”
• 9. “Ngiyazi ukuthi ucabanga ukuthi uyasiza ngokusikisela ukuthi ngidinga ukuphuza amanzi nokuzivocavoca umzimba. Kepha nansi into, kukhona umugqa omuhle phakathi ukusiza futhi esola, futhi lowo mugqa uthi: ngabe ngiwucelile? Umehluko phakathi kwenjini yokusesha nesikhangiso se-pop-up. Ungabi isikhangiso esivelayo. ”
• 10. “Ooh, ngabe sikhetha nje izinto esingazithandi sithi azizona ezangempela? Kuhle! Ngiyakukhetha! ”
• Ngemuva kwalokho, chitha usuku lonke ungabanaki. Uma bebhikisha, memezela kakhulu ukuthi uzoshaya ama-multivitamin aze ahambe.

Uma ngabe wake wachaza isimo sakho sempilo kumuntu ongamazi, mhlawumbe uke wazizwela ngamehlo amakhulu, ukuthula okungahambi kahle, kanye namazwana athi “Hawu, umzala wami unakho lokho” ukuphawula. Kepha okuhlangenwe nakho okukhungathekisa kunakho konke kungaba lapho uchazela umuntu ngesimo sakho ngesineke, abese esazisa ngokushesha wena ukuthi wenze iphutha, ngoba leso simo empeleni asikho. Ngokuzimisela?

Akunandaba ukuthi unasifo sini, kuhlale kukhona umuntu ongakholelwa kuso. Kusuka kwabanqabayo bokudangala baye kuma-fibromyalgia truther kulabo bantu abacabanga ukuthi ungathola uvithamini-C indlela yakho yokuphuma kunoma yisiphi isimo - {textend} ungaqiniseka ukuthi kukhona umgxeki oyisisekelo olindele ukukufundisa ngokuphathwa kwesimo esifanele.

Kungaba nzima ukwazi ukuthi ungabaphendula kanjani laba bantu okwamanje. Kepha bengikade ngilapho, ngakho-ke nazi iziphakamiso (ezishisayo ngokwanele) zokuvala abangakholwa.

1. “Ukugula kwami akuyona into yangempela? Yeka ifilosofi enhle! Ngabe uyakusebenzisa kukho konke eyakho izinkinga, noma abanye nje abantu? ”

2. “Ngibonga kakhulu ngokungithumelela leso sihloko esikhuluma ngokuthi kungani ukugula kwami ​​kungelona iqiniso. Sengijahe ukuyiphrinta, ngiyigoqe ibe yindiza yamaphepha, bese ngiyithumela ebusweni bakho. ”

3. “Ngiyabonga kakhulu ngokuncoma le vithamini eyisimangaliso ocabanga ukuthi izongelapha! Ake ngibuyisele umusa. Kufanele uzame lokhu: Thatha i-apula, ulinamathisele ngangokunokwenzeka emlonyeni wakho, bese ulibamba lapho ngaphandle kokukhuluma. Ngicabanga ukuthi izokusiza kakhulu. ”

4. “Awu, dang, manje sekufanele ngivuselele uhlu lwami lwezinto zangempela uma kuqhathaniswa nezinto ezingezona ezangempela. USanta: akuyona into yangempela. Isimo sami: akusona esangempela. Iziqu zakho zobudokotela ...? ”

5. Yisho izwi eliyindida bese uhlebeza kamnandi ezindlebeni zabo: “Kulungile ukuthi awukholelwa ekuguleni kwami. Likholelwa kuwe.”

6. Memezela phansi emzimbeni wakho: “UYAKUZWA LOKHO, IZIMPAWU? AWUKHO NGEMPELA! ” Bheka emuva. "Yebo, bacela ukwehluka."

7. Hlakazela ezintanjeni zomusi njengesipoki, futhi ngaphambi kokuba uchithe, sebenzisa umoya wakho wokugcina ukuhleba, “Ekugcineni! Omunye ube nesibindi sokungitshela ukuthi isifo sami akusona esingokoqobo, futhi manje umoya wami usukhululekile ekugcineni. ”

8. “Hhayi okwangempela, eh? Uyazi, nami bengisho into efanayo ngesifo somlomo, kodwa ngibe sengihlangana nawe. ”

9. “Ngiyazi ukuthi ucabanga ukuthi uyasiza ngokusikisela ukuthi ngidinga ukuphuza amanzi nokuzivocavoca umzimba. Kepha nansi into, kukhona umugqa omuhle phakathi ukusiza futhi esola, futhi lowo mugqa uthi: ngabe ngiwucelile? Umehluko phakathi kwenjini yokusesha nesikhangiso se-pop-up. Ungabi isikhangiso esivelayo. ”

10. “Ooh, ngabe sikhetha nje izinto esingazithandi sithi azizona ezangempela? Kuhle! Ngiyakukhetha! ”

Ngemuva kwalokho, chitha usuku lonke ungabanaki. Uma bebhikisha, memezela kakhulu ukuthi uzoshaya ama-multivitamin aze ahambe.

Khumbula, akuyona ibhizinisi lomunye umuntu okwenzayo noma ongakutholi ukugula okungamahlalakhona. Ikakhulukazi akuyona indawo yabo ukukutshela ukuthi ukugula okungamahlalakhona akuyona into engokoqobo. Ngenkathi kulula ukuvumela labo bantu bangena ngaphansi kwesikhumba sakho, ungabaxubha ngomthamo omncane wemithi yabo. Futhi bakhumbuze ukuthi baze bahambe ikhilomitha ezicathulweni zakho, bangashiya imibono yabo emnyango, ngiyabonga kakhulu.

U-Elaine Atwell ungumbhali, umgxeki, futhi umsunguli we UDart. Umsebenzi wakhe uboniswe kuVice, The Toast, nakwezinye izindawo eziningi. Uhlala eDurham, eNorth Carolina.