Izingcaphuno eziyi-14 ezikhuthazayo ezivela ku-Star Wars Ukukusiza Ukuchoboza Imigomo Yakho Yokufaneleka

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Ngesitolimende sakamuva se- I-star wars i-franchise eza ezinkundleni zemidlalo yaseshashalazini hhayi kude kangaka, kude ngoDisemba 18, sibheke emuva ezifundweni esizitholile kumaJedi masters-futhi kuningi.

1. Ingabe. Noma ungakwenzi. Akukho ukuzama. UYoda muhle ngobuhlakani besidalwa esincane, esiluhlaza. Ukuzama ukwenyuka ngesisindo lapho ukuphakamisa ngeke kukwenze uqine. Izeluleko ezinhle-noma ngabe zivela kwaNike noma kwaYoda-ziyefana: Vele ukwenze.

2. Ayikho into okuthiwa inhlanhla. U-Obi-Wan Kenobi ukusho kahle. Inhlanhla ngeke ikududulele kusethi eyodwa ngaphezulu noma imayela elilodwa ngaphezulu. Ukusebenza kwakho ngokuzikhandla nokuzimisela kuzokufikisa entanjeni.

3. Akunakwenzeka ukubona, ikusasa. Uma singaqagela ngezinqubo zezempilo zika-Yoda singaqagela ukuthi zingafaka ukudla i-kale yakhe, ukwenza i-yoga, nokulala ngokwanele ukuze azilungiselele impilo enhle esikhathini esizayo.

4.Mthulise noma umvale. Sicabanga ukuthi u-Han Solo ubebhekise kumalunk ejimini abakushaya phakathi nesethi.

5.Ukugxila kwakho kunquma iqiniso lakho. U-Anakin Skywalker wanikezwa lesi seluleko ngesikhathi eqeqeshwa ukuba abe yiJedi, natch. Sebenzisa amagama aphuma enkulumweni yakhe ukuze akuphushele ekuphenduleni okukodwa futhi.

6. Hlala ekuhlosweni. Hamba uyofuna igolide. Gcina iso lakho lisemklomelweni. Chaza njengoba ezinye izisho zingahle zibe njalo, bakuphoqa ukuthi ugxile kulokho osebenzela kukho.

7. Kufanele ngicabangele ikusasa... Kodwa hhayi ngezindleko zamanje.I-star wars khulumela kwesinye isikhathi kufanele uziphathe kahle.

8. Ubukhulu abubalulekile. Okuwukuphela kokubuya okudingayo lapho othile ekutshela ukuthi amantombazane akufanele akhuphule okusindayo. Ngiyabonga, Yoda.

9. Ngishaye ungishaye, ngibe namandla amakhulu kunalokho obukucabanga. Ngenkathi ungenawo ama-saber akhanyayo noma imishayo kagandaganda onayo (i-bummer), kusamele usebenzise lesi seluleko kusuka lapho u-Obi Wan Kenobi ebhekene nalowo owayefunda naye ngaphambili, uDarth Vader. Ungafunda okuningi ekuhlulekeni kwakho kanye nempumelelo yakho; ukunqotshwa kuzokukwenza ube ngumsubathi ongcono ngokuzayo.

10. Ukwesaba kuyindlela eya ohlangothini olumnyama. Uma ufuna ukwenza lezo #bootygainz, kuzomele ukhuphukele endaweni ye-squat. Ukwesaba ukujima okusha ngeke kukwenze kube lula. Yilokho ngokuphelele u-Yoda ayekusho... akunjalo?

11. Kukhona njalo enkuluizinhlanzi. Noma isisindo esinzima, noma ukugijima isikhathi eside, noma ukuguqula okunzima. U-Qui-Gon Jinn ukusho kahle.

12. Ungalinge ungitshele amathuba. Ngenkathi ungaqalisi inkundla yamandla e-asteroid ku-3,720 kuya ku-1 odds njengo-Han Solo, akufanele uvumele noma ubani ukuthi akutshele ukuthi awukwazi ukufeza imigomo yakho. Ukuthi zinzima akwenzi ukuthi imigomo yakho ingenzeki.

13 Ngithola ukuntula kwenu ukholo kuphazamisa. UDarth Vader ukusho kahle: Abazondayo bazonda inzondo. Awudingi lolo hlobo lokunganaki empilweni yakho.

14. Sengathi uMbutho ungaba nawe. I- I-star wars ama-movie konke kugxile 'emandleni', ikhwalithi etholakala kuyo yonke indawo egqugquzela abalingiswa. Noma ngabe 'amandla' akho ayi-marathon PR, ophakamisa izinsimbi ezisindayo, noma alahlekelwe ngamakhilogremu ayi-10, yisebenzisele ukukushayela njalo lapho uzivocavoca.

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