Izinto eziyi-15 Ocabanga ngazo ngenkathi ugqoke imaski yeshidi

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Uyazi lezo selfie ze-celeb ozibone muva nje ku-Instagram? UChrissy Teigen ubathumela njalo. Futhi cha, abazilungiselele i-Halloween (yize iseza, yay!): Badlala ukuthambekela kobuhle baseNingizimu Korea bama-sheetmasks. Zipakishwe ngawodwana, lezi zingubo zikakotini zisikwa zilinganiselwe ebusweni, bese zifakwa kwi-cocktail ehlukile yesikhumba. Futhi manje, akhona amamaski eshidi atholakalayo ezinkingeni eziningi zesikhumba (cabanga: ubuthuntu, imigqa emihle) -okusho ukuthi ungazithwebula owakho ofana nosaziwayo.

Futhi ngemuva kokukhishwa kwethu ngamaski ahlukahlukene eshidi (singabalandeli bakaKaruna noDkt. Jart +), saqala ukucabanga: Yini eyayenzeka ekhanda likaLady Gaga ngenkathi evumela isikhumba sakhe ukuba sithole izinzuzo zesifihla-buso? Ngoba uma uke wabambelela komunye walaba bafana phambilini, uyazi ukuthi imizuzu eyi-15 oyigqokile igcina iba, kahle, ihlekisa kakhulu. Okungenani ekhanda lakho siqu. Ikakhulukazi uma uke wazama futhi endizeni. (Unecala.)

Iminithi 1: Um, ingabe le nto ivuliwe?

Iminithi 2: Ngizwa lokhu kusiza ukukhulisa ukumuncwa kwesithako kanye nokufakwa kwamanzi. Futhi ngiyakuthanda ukudonsa ngamanzi. Ngoba amanzi, akunjalo?

Iminithi 3: Lokhu kufana nomuzwa wokunethezeka njengowomsebenzi wobuso. Njengokuthi, enye yalezo zobuso ezimba eqolo. Ugh, kungaba kuhle ukwenziwa ngemali.

Iminithi 4: Ooooh, kufanele nakanjani ngithathe i-selfie. Kufanelekile nge-Insta, akunjalo?

Iminithi 5: Ngiyayibuyisela emuva-lezi zithombe ozishuthe zona ziyethusa kakhulu.

Umzuzu 6: (Sibheka eduze...Ew. Ingabe ubuso bami buyancibilika?

Iminithi 7: Bambelela phezulu. Lesi yisikhathi esihle sokungena kulokho ukwelula engingakaze ngikwenze ngemuva kokugijima kwami. Ukugxila kuma-quads ami.

Iminithi 8: Hmmmmmm. Ngingasabisa kanjani i-sh * t kumuntu ngenkathi nginakho lokhu? Ngizizwa njengenkanyezi yefilimu embi kabi.

Iminithi 9: Ikati lethuke ngokuphelele. Lokhu kuhle kakhulu. Ukulwa naye ngokuphelele, i-BRB.

Umzuzu 10: Futhi uma ngigcina ngokubeka leyo Instagram, ngizofana noChrissy Teigen futhi ngipholile?! Ngokusobala, akunjalo?

Iminithi 11: Ngithathe i-BF kuqala futhi ngicabanga ukuthi uyaxakaniseka.

Iminithi 12: Def freaking out. Ngakho-ke angisoze ngwanela? Ngenxa yalokhuimaski yeshidi?! Singena empini engacabangi ngenxa yesifihla-buso seshidi. Crap.Kunesikhathi esingakanani kusenzeka lokhu futhi?

Iminithi 13: Kepha, ugh, ukubekezela: Khumbula,izinzuzo zesikhumba SO. KUHLE. Ingabe ngiyakhathalela nokuthi ngibukeka kanjaniUHannibal Letcherkuye pho?

Umzuzu 14: Cha. Cabanga nje njengo-Amy. Cabanga njengo-Amy. Ngaphandle kwamakhilogremu manje amaminithi alinganayo eshidi.

UMzuzu 15: (Isusa isifihla-buso ...) Ngiyakhazimula futhi muhle noma ngabe yini umuntu ayicabangayo ngoba ngiyamangalisa. Siyabonga, imaski yeshidi, futhi usale kahle, Felisha.

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