Osaziwayo Bakhokha Ukuthi Balunywe Kakhulu

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Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ubuso be-vampire noma ukutinyelwa izinyosi, ayikho impatho yobuhle eyinqaba kakhulu (noma ebiza kakhulu) ku-A-List. Noma kunjalo, le ntuthuko entsha ibisikhubekisile: AmaCelebs manje akhokhela ukuthola ukulunywa. Ngempela. (Bheka: Izindlela Zokwelapha Zobuhle Eziyi-10 ze-Wacky Celeb Sifuna Ukuzizama Ngokuphelele.)

U-Masseuse owaziwayo uDorothy Stein, owaziwa ngo "Dkt. Dot" ukhokhisa amakhasimende akhe aphakathi kuka- $ 150 kuya ku- $ 250 ngehora ngezindlela zakhe zokwelapha izicubu ezijulile, ezingafaka ukulunywa uma bekhetha, I-Billboard imibiko. Ngenkathi ukwelashwa kungekusha (uStein ubeluma izinkanyezi zamadwala kusukela ngawo-1980 futhi ushise amazinyo akhe kuwo wonke umuntu kusuka eRolling Stones kuya kuGrateful Dead), kuvela ezinye izinkanyezi zesimanjemanje (funda: Katy Perry noKanye West ) futhi bangabalandeli.

Siyazi ukuthi ucabangani: KUNGANI? Nokho, ukuluma kuthiwa kusiza ukukhuthaza ukujikeleza ngendlela efanayo ne-cupping, uStein utshela uBillboard. Kodwa-ke, ngokungafani nendlela yendabuko yamaShayina yokupheka, esebenzisa izinkomishi zengilazi ezivuthayo ukuncela isikhumba nokukhuthaza ukugeleza kwegazi, ukuluma kunamaconsi amancane asobala (futhi amakhulu).

"I-massage ejulile can sisize ukukhulula imisipha eqinile futhi kungasiza ekwenzeni ngcono ukusakazeka kwesikhumba, "kusho uJoshua Zeichner, M.D., umsizi kaprofesa wesikhumba esikhungweni iMount Sinai Hospital." Kodwa angincomi, ngaphansi kwanoma isiphi isimo, ukuba ulunywe ngomunye umuntu. Ukulunywa ngabantu kungadlulisela izifo ezithathelwanayo, ikakhulukazi uma kukhona ukugqashuka esikhumbeni."

Ngakho-ke usunakho. Uma ngabe ubucabanga ukufuna ukwelashwa, mhlawumbe ungakwenzi. (Sizobe sinamathele ku-run-of-the-mill-tissue deep massage yakho, ngiyabonga kakhulu!)

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