Amanga angama-21 eCraziest Ngiwatshele Izingane Zami

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• 1. Mina: UChuck E. Ushizi awuvulekile, s'thandwa.
  Ndodakazi: Pho kungani kunezimoto enkanjini?
  Mina: Amarobhothi mhlawumbe anomkhuba webhendi.
• 2. Lelo swidi libolile, yize ungibonile ngidla.
• 3. "Imikhovu elf" iyabuka. Kepha, ingabe kunjalo ngempela? Ngoba manje Nginguye wethukile.
• 4. Izintaba ziphakeme kangako ngoba zizama ukubaleka emsindweni wezingane ezimbi esihlalweni esingemuva.
• 5. Uma uthinta izinto ezishelefini esitolo, amagciwane akuluma futhi adle izakhamzimba zakho.
• 6. Gqoka noma yini oyifunayo esontweni. Akekho ozokwahlulela!
• 7. Akukho lutho olwandle oluzokulimaza.
• 8. Senikhulile manje!
• 9. Izingane ezingagezi zinikezwa abathakathi njengenkokhelo yokukhishwa kwabo emphakathini.
• 10. Bakhethe amarobhothi amahle kakhulu e-Chuck E. Cheese bakha i-One Direction.
• 11. Asikho isitolo esibizwa ngeJustice. Ucabanga ngenkantolo. Futhi cha, asikwazi ukuya lapho.
• 12. IPhonyoni Lami Elincane liyinkolo eyingozi kakhulu.
• 13. * Ukudonsa ku-McDonald's drive-thru * Le yinto yesikhathi esisodwa, zingane!
• 14. Ngesinye isikhathi angizange ngenze umsebenzi wami wesikole, futhi uthisha wangenza ngenza umculo womuntu oyedwa we "Annie Get Your Gun" phambi kwesikole sonke.
• 15. Imidanso yesikole imnandi kakhulu, futhi ayilimazi neze isimo sakho sokuthandwa.
• 16. Asivunyelwe ukuya eholidini phakathi neminyaka eyinqaba.
• 17. Bashintshe lowo mthetho weholide baba ngisho neminyaka… Anginandaba nokuthi umngani wakho omkhulu uyaphi!
• 18. Ibhendi yami cishe wakwenza.
• 19. Imidlwane yamahhala ibiza kakhulu kithi.
• 20. UDora waxoshwa ngenxa yokuba ngumhloli wamazwe osabekayo. Ngiyazi, nami ngamangala.
• 21. Amaphupho yenza gcwaliseka!

1. Mina: UChuck E. Ushizi awuvulekile, s'thandwa.
Ndodakazi: Pho kungani kunezimoto enkanjini?
Mina: Amarobhothi mhlawumbe anomkhuba webhendi.

2. Lelo swidi libolile, yize ungibonile ngidla.

3. "Imikhovu elf" iyabuka. Kepha, ingabe kunjalo ngempela? Ngoba manje Nginguye wethukile.

4. Izintaba ziphakeme kangako ngoba zizama ukubaleka emsindweni wezingane ezimbi esihlalweni esingemuva.

5. Uma uthinta izinto ezishelefini esitolo, amagciwane akuluma futhi adle izakhamzimba zakho.

6. Gqoka noma yini oyifunayo esontweni. Akekho ozokwahlulela!

7. Akukho lutho olwandle oluzokulimaza.

8. Senikhulile manje!

9. Izingane ezingagezi zinikezwa abathakathi njengenkokhelo yokukhishwa kwabo emphakathini.

10. Bakhethe amarobhothi amahle kakhulu e-Chuck E. Cheese bakha i-One Direction.

11. Asikho isitolo esibizwa ngeJustice. Ucabanga ngenkantolo. Futhi cha, asikwazi ukuya lapho.

12. IPhonyoni Lami Elincane liyinkolo eyingozi kakhulu.

13. * Ukudonsa ku-McDonald's drive-thru * Le yinto yesikhathi esisodwa, zingane!

14. Ngesinye isikhathi angizange ngenze umsebenzi wami wesikole, futhi uthisha wangenza ngenza umculo womuntu oyedwa we "Annie Get Your Gun" phambi kwesikole sonke.

15. Imidanso yesikole imnandi kakhulu, futhi ayilimazi neze isimo sakho sokuthandwa.

16. Asivunyelwe ukuya eholidini phakathi neminyaka eyinqaba.

17. Bashintshe lowo mthetho weholide baba ngisho neminyaka… Anginandaba nokuthi umngani wakho omkhulu uyaphi!

18. Ibhendi yami cishe wakwenza.

19. Imidlwane yamahhala ibiza kakhulu kithi.

20. UDora waxoshwa ngenxa yokuba ngumhloli wamazwe osabekayo. Ngiyazi, nami ngamangala.

21. Amaphupho yenza gcwaliseka!

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