Ungalithenga kanjani ithoyizi locansi eliphephile neliseqophelweni eliphezulu, ngokusho kochwepheshe

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• 1. Thola ukuthi hlobo luni lwento yokudlala ocansini oyifunayo.
• 2. Yenza ucwaningo oluncane.
• Setha iphuzu lakho lentengo.
• 4. Qiniseka ukuthi iyimpahla ephephile emzimbeni.
• Izimbotshana
• Kancane kancane
• Okungenayo i-porous
• 5. Faka izesekeli enqoleni!
• Unemibuzo eyengeziwe mayelana nokuthenga ithoyizi locansi?
• Buyekeza kwe-

Esikalini Esinamandla Sokuqala kumenyu Yefektri Yamakhekhe Kashizi, ukuthenga ithoyizi locansi, kufana nokuthi, 11. Kodwa, ngokuphikiswana okungaba khona injabulo eyengeziwe kunocezu lwekhekhe likashizi le-Oreo (futhi ngokuqinisekile ukuphila kweshelufu ende), nakanjani kuwufanele.

Kodwa uqala kuphi? lapha. Skrolela phansi ukuthola izinto eziphezulu okudingeka uzigcine engqondweni ngaphambi kokuthatha ithoyizi locansi uye nalo ekhaya, ngokusho kwabasebenza ocansini — kufaka phakathi ukuthi yiluphi uhlobo lwethoyizi olulungele wonke umuntu noma isimo, amathiphu wokukhetha okokuvikela umzimba nokuthi kufanele ukwenze kanjani lindela ukukhokhela umkhiqizo wokuzijabulisa. Gcina lokhu engqondweni ngokuthenga kwakho kwamathoyizi ocansi kuqala, nakunoma ikuphi okuzayo!

1. Thola ukuthi hlobo luni lwento yokudlala ocansini oyifunayo.

Kusukela kumathoyizi okumunca i-clit kuya kumavayibhu abukeka njengemakrofoni, ama-butt plugs kuya kuma-massage e-prostate, cishe kunezinhlobo eziningi zamathoyizi ocansi njengoba kukhona amapuleti kumenyu ye-Cheesecake Factory. Ngaphambi kokuthi uqale ukubheka, yenza i-noodling mayelana nohlobo lwethoyizi locansi ofuna ukulithenga. Lo mhlahlandlela wezinhlobo eziyi-12 Eziyinhloko Zamathoyizi Ocansi uyindawo enhle yokuqala.

2. Yenza ucwaningo oluncane.

Uhlangana ngeReddit nokubuyekezwa ngaphambi kokukhipha umkhiqizo omusha wokunakekelwa kwesikhumba — kungani ukuthenga amathoyizi ocansi kufanele kwehluke? Ukufunda ukubuyekezwa kwamathoyizi ocansi aku-inthanethi kanye/noma ukuya esitolo socansi i-IRL kufanele kube yingxenye yenqubo, futhi.

"Ngincoma ukuthi ufunde ukubuyekezwa okuku-inthanethi ngendlela obuyokwenza ngayo ngaphambi kokuthi ubhukhe i-Airbnb," kusho uDominnique Karetsos, onguchwepheshe wezocansi waseMysteryVibe. Ukufunda ku-inthanethi kukunikeza ithuba lokuhlola ukuthi yini ekhona, ufunde ngolwazi lwabanye abantu, futhi ukunikeze ingubo yokungabonakali ~ uma unovalo ngokwabelana ngezifiso zakho (ngisho nochwepheshe ofundile esitolo socansi), uthi. .

Lokho kusho, ukufunda ngaphakathi esitolo kunezinzuzo ezithile. "Abasebenzi abanolwazi bangaphendula imibuzo ngaso leso sikhathi futhi bakusize ukhethe," kusho uKaretsos. Kulezi zinsuku, iningi labantu oxhumana nabo ezitolo zezocansi banobungane, banomzimba omuhle, banobulili futhi banolwazi lweqiniso ngemikhiqizo enikezwayo. Uma ufuna ukwazi ukuthi i-vibe X noma i-vibe Y ingcono kuwe? Buza umuntu osebenza naye. Uyafuna ukwazi ukuthi ithoyizi liphephile yini emzimbeni ngaphandle kokufunda ngemuva? Buza umsebenzi. Ngaphezu kwalokho, bavame ukuba namaqhinga ahlakaniphile ukuze bakhuphule ulwazi lwakho ngethoyizi, usho kanje.

Ekugcineni, kukhona inani elengeziwe lokukwazithinta amathoyizi. Izitolo zocansi zivame ukuba namathoyizi okuhlola. Bamba lezo zingane ngesandla sakho. Cindezela zonke izinkinobho. "Zinike imvume yokuvumela ithuba lakho liholele ekunqumeni ukuthi yini ofuna ukuyithenga. Thola okuthile ongakubona kukuzwela futhi kukulethele injabulo," kusho uKaretsos.

Setha iphuzu lakho lentengo.

Ungahlanganisi amanani ngephutha ngekhwalithi. Iphuzu lentengo ephakeme alikhombisi ithoyizi lekhwalithi ephezulu kanye / noma ngaphezulu ye-orgasmic. Isibonelo, le plug engu-24K $ 2,500 + yezinqa kaLelo ingahle ibe yi-sexy AF kepha, ngokusebenza kwayo, izosebenza njenganoma iyiphi enye ipulagi yomzimba ephephile. Unalokho engqondweni, asikho isizathu sokulahla ithani lemali kuthoyizi lakho lokuqala ngocansi. Ngezansi, u-Amy Boyajian, umsunguli obambisene kanye ne-CEO yeWild Flower, okuyisitolo samathoyizi ocansi aku-inthanethi, udiliza lokho ongakulindela kumaphoyinti entengo ahlukene.

Amathoyizi angaphansi kuka-$50: Lawa amathoyizi amahle okuqala, kepha cishe ngeke aqhubeke isikhathi esingaphezu kweminyaka embalwa. "Kukhona ukudlidlizela okukhulu kuleli banga lamanani okungasebenza njengesingeniso kumuzwa omusha," kusho uBoyajian. (Ukubhekisela, isidlidlizi engisithandayo siyi- $ 50.)

Amathoyizi aphakathi kuka-$50 no-$100: Lapha, uzothola ithoyizi eliqinile elizohlala iminyaka embalwa. "Uzothola amathoyizi ekhwalithi anezici ezinhle impela, ngaphandle kwentengo ye-premium," kusho uBoyajian. (I-Enby, isidlidlizi esingathathi hlangothi ngokobulili siphakathi kwaleli banga lentengo ku- $ 75 kanjalo nePom by Dame, eyi- $ 95.)

Amathoyizi angaphezu kwama- $ 100: Manje usungena ~ kumathoyizi ocansi okunethezeka ~. "La mathoyizi ajwayele ukuba newaranti enwetshiwe, inqwaba yezici ezinhle njengama-remotes, izinhlelo zokusebenza ezixhunyiwe ze-Bluetooth, namacala okugcina amahle," kusho uBoyajian. Uma wazi ukuthi hlobo luni lwemizwa oluthandayo, ukutshala imali ethoyizini eliphezulu elizohlala iminyaka eminingi lisetshenziswa kuwumnyakazo omuhle. Ukuqinisekisile ukuthi uyawajabulela amathoyizi okudonsa ama-clit? Bheka iSona nguLelo (Ithenge, $ 149, lelo.com). Uthanda amathoyizi ocansi ensimbi? Zilinge ngensimbi engagqwali Eleven Dildo nguNjoy (Thenga It, $ 300, wildflowersex.com).

Amathoyizi angaphezu kwama- $ 1000: Yebo, lelopulagi ye-karat butt yegolide eshiwo ngenhla ayilona *kuphela* ithoyizi elisebenzisa imali enkulu. Kukhona isidlidlizi esingu-$15K sika-Inez sika-Lelo (Buy It, $15,000, leo.com) esakhiwe ngepuleti legolide le-24-karat kanye ne-$1,500 The Cowgirl (Thenga It, $1,500, ridethecowgirl.com) okuwumshini wocansi oklanyelwe ukulingisa ukungena. .

4. Qiniseka ukuthi iyimpahla ephephile emzimbeni.

I-PSA: Ngenxa yokuthi ahlukaniswa ngokuthi "izinto ezintsha," amathoyizi ocansi awalawulwa yi-FDA. Lokho kusho ukuthi kubathengi (wena!) Nezinkampani ukuqinisekisa ukuthi ziphephile emzimbeni. Futhi, ukuphepha komzimba kuyisigaba esichazwe kabi; empeleni, kusho ukuthi ithoyizi lenziwe ngezinto ongazithola zihlanzekile ngokuphelele. (Okuhlobene: Ithoyizi lakho locansi lingaba yingozi)

Amathoyizi wezocansi avame ukwenziwa ngezigaba ezintathu eziyinhloko zezinto zokwakha: ukungena, ukungavimbi, nokutheleka okuncane. Izindaba ezimbi ukuthi ungathola eyodwa yazo kuphela engahlanzwa ngokuphelele. (Yebo.) I-ICYDK, i-porous ingenye indlela yokuthi "amagciwane angangena ahlale phakathi." Ngaleso sizathu, ukukhetha kwakho okuhle kakhulu yithoyizi elenziwe ngento engeyona impophoma. Sebenzisa umhlahlandlela ongezansi ukwazi ukuthi iziphi izinto okufanele uzibheke.

Izimbotshana

Izinto zokwakha: I-Polyvinyl chloride (PVC), irabha ye-thermoplastic (TPR), i-thermoplastic elastomer (TPE), i-jelly rubber, ne-latex

Kuwukuhlakanipha ukuziqhelelanisa nalezi—ikakhulukazi amathoyizi erabha ejeli, aqukethe ama-phthalates ayingozi emzimbeni. "Lawa mathoyisi ngokuvamile athambile futhi afana ne-jelly, futhi anephunga elihlukile," kusho uBoyajian. "Awukwazi ukuwahlanza ngokugcwele lawa mathoyisi, ngakho-ke angabamba amagciwane angadala ukutheleleka noma ukucasuka ezansi." Ngeshwa, ezinye zalezi zinto zisasetshenziswa izinkampani zamathoyizi ocansi ngoba ishibhile ukuwenza.

Kancane kancane

Izinto zokwakha: Isikhumba, ikristalu, ne-elastomer

"Lezi ziphephile ukuzisebenzisela uwedwa, kodwa zidinga ukusetshenziswa ngokuqapha noma ngesithiyo ngesikhathi sokudlala ngokubambisana uma ungaboshiwe," kusho uBoyajian. (I-FYI: Ukuboshelwa uketshezi kusho ukuthi wena nomlingani wakho nenze ukhetho lokushintshanisa uketshezi lomzimba.) Imvamisa, lawa mathoyisi enzelwe abantu okungeyona i-rodeo yabo yokuqala yocansi yocansi. (Okuhlobene: Konke Okufanele Ukwazi Ngama-STD Omlomo).

Isibonelo, abanye abathandi bamathoyizi ocansi e-woo-woo bathi bazizwa benokudlidliza okuphakeme ~ (njengokomoya) lapho beshaya indlwabu ngamathoyizi ocansi acwebezelayo, kuyilapho abanye abantu abajabulela ucansi oluyibhinca bangase bafune ukuzama ihhanisi lesikhumba. Kodwa ngokusetshenziswa okokuqala ngqa, namathela kumathoyizi angenabo izimbobo bese ubuyela kulezi zinto, ezinyangeni eziyisithupha nangaphezulu. K? (Funda kabanzi mayelana nebhande elidlalayo lapha.)

Okungenayo i-porous

Izinto zokwakha:I-Silicone, insimbi engagqwali, ingilazi, iPyrex, namapulasitiki e-ABS

Masiphinde: Ufuna ithoyizi elingenambobo. Yikuphi okokusebenza okungahambisi okungcono kakhulu? Abaningi bezocansi bazothi i-silicone. Ngempela, kuya ngokuthi yini oyifunayo. I-Silicone izoba nomuzwa osilika kuyo futhi ibe intengo ephansi kunepulasitiki ye-ABS, nayo ephephile emzimbeni kodwa ithambile kancane uma uyithinta.Futhi, ingilazi nensimbi kuzoba pricier, kepha akukho ukungqubuzana.

Okuthathwayo lapha: "Ngisho noma usebenzisa ibhajethi, ungalokothi ubeke engcupheni ukuphepha kwakho. Kunamathoyizi amaningi anenani elizwakalayo, aphephile emzimbeni, angenazimbobo atholakalayo," kusho uBoyajian.

5. Faka izesekeli enqoleni!

"Ungakhohlwa izesekeli!" kusho uBoyajian. "I-Lube, amakhondomu, nesitoreji yizinto ezibalulekile okufanele uzicabangele ukuze uzithenge ngenkathi ucosha ithoyizi lakho."

I-Lube, ikakhulukazi, ingaba umehluko phakathi kokuhlangenwe nakho okuhle ngethoyizi lakho kanye nelikhulu. "Kungenza noma yikuphi okuhlangenwe nakho kocansi kujabulise kakhudlwana," kusho uthisha wezocansi nobudlelwano uSarah Sloane, obefundisa amakilasi amathoyizi ocansi e-Good Vibrations and Pleasure Chest kusukela ngo-2001. isisho.)

Ngokudlala indunu, i-silicone-based lube ingcono kakhulu ngoba ivame ukuhlala isikhathi eside; kodwa-ke, ayikwazi ukusetshenziswa namathoyizi asekelwe ku-silicone. "Amalube amaningi asuselwa ku-silicone azohlangana nethoyizi, futhi asonte ukuma kwawo," kusho uBoyajian. Sekushiwo lokho, kukhona ama-lubes asezingeni eliphezulu namanzi-silicone-hybrid angasetshenziswa ngamathoyizi asekelwe ku-silicone. "Njengesivivinyo, faka okuncane engxenyeni yethoyizi ongeke uyisebenzise ngokuqondile (njengesisekelo) futhi uyivumele ihlale imizuzu embalwa. Uma lungekho ushintsho, ulungele ukuhamba."

Noma, khetha i-lube esekelwe emanzini, ehlala ihambisana namathoyizi abicah, futhi kulula ukuwahlanza emashidini nasezimpahleni, kusho u-Boyajian. (Bona okuningi: Konke Odinga Ukukwazi NgeLube).

Kukhona nama-lubes asuselwa ku-aloe kanye nama-lubes asuselwa ku-oyili. Lezi azidumile kancane futhi zingashesha zome kune-silicone lube, kodwa zehlela kulokho okuthandwa nguwe. Mane ukhumbule ukuthi ama-lubes asekelwe ngamafutha (kuhlanganise namafutha kakhukhunathi!) Awahambisani ne-latex, futhi angenza izithiyo ze-latex (njengamakhondomu) zingasebenzi kahle. Yikes. (Okuhlobene: Okufanele Ukwazi Ngaphambi Kokusebenzisa Amafutha Kakhukhunathi NjengeLube)

Ngokuqondene nesitoreji? Ayikwenzi ngempela ndaba. Mane ukhumbule ukuthi uma ungathengi ikesi noma isikhwama esikhethekile sethoyizi lakho, nakanjani uzofuna ukunikeza ithoyizi ihlanze ngamanzi afudumele nensipho ngaphambi nangemva kokuyisebenzisa. (Okuhlobene: Indlela Engcono Kakhulu Yokuhlanza Amathoyizi Akho Asecansini)

Unemibuzo eyengeziwe mayelana nokuthenga ithoyizi locansi?

Iya esitolo sakho socansi esiseduze uma unaso! Futhi uma ungakwazi ukufika esitolo, ungahlala ubashayela ucingo. Omunye wochwepheshe babo uzozimisela kakhulu ukukusiza. Zama i-Good Vibrations, i-The Pleasure Chest, ne-Babeland ukuze ukhulume ngqo nomthengisi, kanye ne-Unbound Babes noma i-Wild Flower yokuxhaswa kwe-imeyili.

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