Ungayifaka Kanjani Uma Ungesuye Wedwa Ekhaya
-Delile
- Kungani kufanele
- I-COVID-19 yenza nokungafanele uyenze
- Uma uwedwa
- Setha imizwa
- Indawo, indawo, indawo
- Letha izinsiza
- Izikhundla ezihamba phambili
- Amathoyizi ocansi ukuzama
- Uma unomlingani ongokoqobo
- Setha imizwa
- Indawo, indawo, indawo
- Letha izinsiza
- Izikhundla ezihamba phambili
- Amathoyizi ocansi ukuzama
- Uma unomlingani we-IRL
- Setha imizwa
- Indawo, indawo, indawo
- Letha izinsiza
- Izikhundla ezihamba phambili
- Amathoyizi ocansi ukuzama
- Okubalulekile
Sifaka imikhiqizo esicabanga ukuthi ilusizo kubafundi bethu. Uma uthenga ngezixhumanisi ezikuleli khasi, singathola ikhomishini encane. Nansi inqubo yethu.
Kungaba nzima ukuza ngasese ngenxa yalolu bhubhane, kepha ukwenza uthando okwenziwa ngasese - uwedwa noma ukuhlanganyela - kuyenzeka ngokuphelele! Noma ngabe uhlala eduze ne-fam, i-Floofy, ne-Fido.
Lokhu akugcini nje ngokuya esihlahleni esiwubhadane futhi!
Lezi zeluleko zizosiza nganoma isiphi isikhathi lapho izingcuphe ze-headboard-bashing zivusa abanye, njengokuthi uma wabelana ngendawo yakho nama-roomies noma izingane, unezindonga ezincane nomakhelwane, noma uhlala noma ubamba abanye.
Kungani kufanele
Okokuqala, ucansi olunyonyobayo luyashisa. Ayikho into efana nokwazi ukuthi ungabhonqwa noma kunini ukuze uthole ukudonsa kwe-adrenaline futhi kukwenze uzizwe njenge-badass ephelele.
Futhi, ucansi kanye nama-orgasms akulungele inhlalakahle yakho engokwenyama nengqondo ngoba:
- ukucindezeleka okuphansi nomfutho wegazi
- akusize ulale
- ukunciphisa ubungozi besifo senhliziyo nesifo sohlangothi
- ukukhulisa amasosha omzimba wakho
- phelisa ikhanda, amajaqamba, nezinye izinhlobo zobuhlungu
Uma uhlanganiswe, uqabula, uthinta, futhi wenza i-oxytocin ikhulise ucansi, esiza ukwakha ukusondelana nokuqinisa isibopho sakho.
I-COVID-19 yenza nokungafanele uyenze
Ungavumeli i-coronavirus entsha ikuyekise ukuyithola, kepha yenza hlakanipha ngakho. Ayikho into emnandi ngokubeka impilo yakho engcupheni noma eyomunye umuntu.
Uma uzokwehla phakathi nobhadane - futhi kufanele - lawa macebiso angasiza ukuwenza uphephe:
- UNGAKWENZI nomuntu omusha. Manje akusona isikhathi sokuxhuma i-IRL nomlingani wakho ongakahlukanisi ekhaya lakho.
- YENZA ukuxhuma cishe. Usengadlala nomuntu othile ibanga elisha nelomzimba njengomphathi ngokuthatha i-sesh yakho online futhi nikhiphe omunye ngevidiyo.
- UNGAKHOHLWA ngobunye ubuchwepheshe. Zama ukuthumela imiyalezo yocansi, ucansi ocingweni, noma wabelane ngama-imeyili ezocansi. Amathoyizi wezocansi alawulwa ngohlelo lokusebenza ayamnandi kuma-hookups abonakalayo, nawo.
- QAPHELA nomlingani wakho ohlala naye. Ngaphandle kokuthi nobabili nihlukaniswe ngamaphesenti ayi-100 amasonto ambalwa, ungahle uthande ukulungisa izindlela zakho ukwehlisa ubungozi. Gwema izikhundla zobuso nobuso nokuqabula okwamanje, ikakhulukazi uma uzizwa ugula. Sebenzisa amakhondomu ku-P-in-V noma ocansini lwendunu, futhi ugeze izingcezu zakho namabhomu kahle ngaphambi nangemva kokudlala.
- Ungakhohlwa ukushaya indlwabu ngenkathi uzihlukanisa. Zibonise uthando oluthile ngesikhathi sokukhiya nomlingani wakho ngaphandle nangaphandle kwakhe. Akunangozi futhi oh kumnandi kakhulu!
- NGABE sebenzisa ama-lube amaningi. ILube yenza ucansi lube ngcono (futhi luphephe!) Noma ngabe undiza wedwa, udlala ngamathoyizi, noma unanoma yiluphi uhlobo locansi nomlingani we-IRL.
Hlala unolwazi ngezibuyekezo zethu ezibukhoma mayelana nokuqubuka kwamanje kwe-COVID-19. Futhi, vakashela ihabhu lethu le-coronavirus ukuthola eminye imininingwane yokuthi ungazilungiselela kanjani, izeluleko ngokuvikela nokwelashwa, nezincomo zochwepheshe.
Uma uwedwa
Ukuzihlukanisa wedwa akusho ukuthi udinga ukuphuthelwa yibo bonke ubumnandi be-sexy. I-Toe curling Os ingatholakala ngaphandle komunye umuntu.
Setha imizwa
Ufanelwe ukuthandana, ngakho-ke zithandele ngokubeka imood.
Ukusetha imizwa kumayelana nalokho okukwenza uzizwe kahle futhi kukuvule. Ungazama ukufiphaza amalambu, ukukhanyisa amakhandlela, nokufaka uhlu lwadlalwayo lwezingoma ezithandekayo - ezizosiza nokufihla ukububula, i-BTW.
Indawo, indawo, indawo
Nabanye ekhaya, kuzodingeka ucabangele indawo ehamba phambili lapho ungahamba khona.
Isici esibaluleke kakhulu sendawo eshiwoyo umnyango wokukhiya ngakho-ke akekho umuntu oshayisa iphathi yakho eyodwa. Uma unekamelo lokulala elinokhiye, uyigolide. Gcoba!
Amakamelo okugeza nawo mahle. Ukugijimisa amanzi kungaminyanisa i-symphony ye-squeals kanye neshawa elinamanzi noma ibhavu lenza kube nesimo senyama sodwa.
Ibhonasi: Amanzi afudumele angakusiza uphumule ukuze ukwazi ukugxila kwezizwayo.
Yenza ubuciko ngezinketho zakho futhi ucabangele noma iyiphi indawo lapho ungahle ungabanjwa khona.
Letha izinsiza
Izinsiza ezithile zingakhulisa i-solo sesh yakho futhi zikusize ugcine insimbi iphansi.
Cabanga ngezinto ezinjengalezi:
- imicamelo kanye nezihlalo zokukusiza ukuthi unethezeke, uthole i-engeli efanele, futhi unikeze okuthile ongakhononda kukho
- umshini omhlophe womsindo ukusiza ukufihla noma imiphi imisindo oyenzayo
- ithebhulethi noma ilaptop uma ufuna ukubuka i-porn
Izikhundla ezihamba phambili
Isikhala singasho indawo yakho (kuya ngokuthi ukusetha kwakho kuminyene kanjani), kodwa konke kuhle.
Uma unesikhala sokulala phansi, zama ukulala ubheke phansi ngenkathi uhlikihla okukodwa noma ukhumule umatilasi wakho noma isiguqo. Isitayela se-Doggy sikhulu, futhi, ngoba ungakwazi ukugoba iqolo lakho ukufinyelela ipipi lakho, isitho sangasese, noma ingquza.
Uma kuyigumbi lokuma kuphela, ukuzondla ngokubhekene nendawo eqinile kuyadingeka. Phakamisa unyawo phezulu esihlalweni, ohlangothini lobhavu, noma indlu yangasese ukuze ufinyelele kalula ezifundeni zakho ezisezansi.
Uma isikhala sakho sinikeza indawo yokuhlala, ncika emuva futhi ube nayo.
Amathoyizi ocansi ukuzama
Amanye amathoyizi angathatha ubulili obucashile bodwa aye kwelinye izinga ngaphandle kokushaya ikhava yakho. Unama-vibrator, ama-butt plugs, ama-ball gags… awu!
Gcina lezi zinto ezinhle engqondweni lapho uthenga amathoyizi ocansi aqondayo online:
- ama-vibes athule, njenge-Womanizer Classic noma i-Mini P-spot Pleaser
- ama-butt plugs, njenge-b-Vibe Snug Plug
- amabhola ebhola, njengeBond Gag yeBoutique Boutique Beginner
- amathoyizi angabonakali, njengeTenga Egg Masturbator, Kyss Rechargeable Lipstick Vibrator, kanye neChickie Emojibator
- iphenti elidlidlizelayo, njenge-Screaming O's My Secret Charger Panty
Uma unomlingani ongokoqobo
Ngokulungiselela okuncane, ukuba nesikrini phakathi akudingeki kukuvimbe ekuhlukaneni ngendlela enkulu.
Nakhu ukuthi ungaya kanjani ocansini nomlingani ongokoqobo konke lokho nesikhwama samachips.
Setha imizwa
Yebo, ungasetha imizwa yokuphambuka kothando ngenkathi uzijwayeza ukuqhela ngokomzimba!
Ukuze wenze lokhu, dala i-ambience ethile ngamakhandlela, kepha qiniseka ukuthi ungeza isibani esibekwe ngobuchule noma ukukhanya kwendandatho, futhi.
Umgomo ulula ngokwanele ukuze bakwazi ukujabulela umbukiso ngaphandle kokubukeka sengathi usegumbini lokuphenywa ngemibuzo.
Ukuhlanza okuhle kubalulekile, futhi. Khombisa ukuxhuma kwakho okubonakalayo ngothando olufanayo ubungathanda uma uhlangana ne-IRL. Xubha izinwele zakho, uqoqe izinkantini zakho (uma ngabe kuyilokho okuthandayo), bese ufaka into obukeka ushisa kuyo.
I-FYI, ayidingi ukuba yizingubo zangaphansi noma yini efana naleyo ngaphandle kwalapho uzizwa umuhle kuyo!
Indawo, indawo, indawo
Ngothando lwezinto zonke ezingcolile, ngicela u-oh ngicela ukhethe igumbi elinobumfihlo obukhulu endlini, noma ngabe kuyigalaji elinamathiselwe!
Isicabha esikhiywayo nokufinyelela kumculo noma emanzini agobhozayo ukuze kuminyanise inkulumo engcolile nokuphefumula kanzima kuyisihluthulelo. Uzokhathazeka kancane ngokuzwakala futhi esikhundleni salokho ukwazi ukugxila komunye nomunye.
Ungakhathazeki kakhulu ngokuthi isikhala sakho sibukeka kanjani. Ungenza noma yikuphi ukuheha isikhala ngokusebenzisa isizinda sangempela ngohlelo lwakho lokusebenza noma ngokulengisa ishidi ngemuva kwakho.
Letha izinsiza
Ama-Props angenza ukuthi ividiyo yakho ibukeke ezingeni elilandelayo futhi isize ukuyigcina ihlakaniphile.
Umshini womsindo omhlophe ungagodla isithandwa sakho esibonakalayo emisindweni yasekhaya engaphansi kokuheha, njengokuxoxa okukhulu noma izitsha zokugoqa, ngenkathi futhi sifihla inkulumo yakho engcolile noma ukukhala kwenjabulo.
Imicamelo namakhushini akuvumela ukuthi ubheke umzimba wakho kahle bese wenza amakhaza, amakhabethe aqinile uma ungenakho ukunethezeka kokuchichima embhedeni. Okuhle kunakho konke, ziyayiphazamisa imisindo ye-orgasm ekhuthaza ukukhala.
Izikhundla ezihamba phambili
Izikhundla kufanele zisebenze ngesikhala esitholakalayo FUTHI zikunikeze wena ne-boo yakho umbono omuhle.
Ngenkathi ubumnandi obugcwele bangaphambili, ungangena endaweni yakho yokududuza ngokudlala ngokubekwa kwekhamera, amashidi, noma amabhamuza kubhavu. I-Virtual noma i-IRL, ngumzimba wakho futhi unquma ukuthi uzowusebenzisa kanjani.
Izikhundla okufanele uzicabangele:
- ukuncika emuva kwemicamelo ethile noma kubhavu = ukufinyelela okulula kwakho nokubukwa kwe-primo kwabo
- ukuhlala etafuleni noma etafuleni kukuvumela i-FaceTime yangempela uze ulungele umbukiso we-peep
- ukuguqa kuhlinzeka ngozinzo kunoma iyiphi indawo, ngakho izandla zakho zikhululekile ukudlala nokuhambisa ifoni yakho phezulu, phansi, noma emuva kalula
Amathoyizi ocansi ukuzama
Abamemezayo, thola izandla zakho kwi-ball gag pronto.
Manje, zama ithoyizi le-techy elithule ukuthatha uthando lwakho olubonakalayo luye kwelinye izinga. Ngikhuluma ngamathoyizi ocansi anikwe amandla uhlelo lokusebenza angalawulwa ukude.
Ezinye iziphakamiso, ongazithenga ku-inthanethi:
- Kubantu abane-prostate, i-Edge by Lovense iyakwazi ukuguquguquka futhi ingangeni manzi, enamaphethini wokudlidliza angenamkhawulo angenziwa asebenze ngomsindo futhi avumelaniswe nokushaya komculo wakho.
- Okokuthwebula ipipi, indandatho yokudlidliza ye-We-Vibe Verge ijabulisa isichitho ne-perineum.
- Okwe-havers havers, i-Lovense Nora Bluetooth rabbit vibe’s is a treat for the clit, V, and G-spot.
Uma unomlingani we-IRL
ICoronavirus canoodling nozakwethu we-IRL isengashisa ngobuhlanya ngisho nabanye endlini.
Setha imizwa
Khipha konke ukuma lapho usetha isimo sokukusiza ukukugcina usendaweni ngenkathi abanye beqhubeka ngebhizinisi labo.
Izinto ezingasiza:
- uhlu lwadlalwayo olumnandi
- ezinye izithombe zobulili ezingcolile ezivuselelayo
- ukuxoxa izindaba ezimnandi ngezinganekwane ezabiwe noma incwadi evusa inkanuko
- ukugeza okushisayo noma ishawa
- amakhandlela
- ukubhucungwa inkanuko
Indawo, indawo, indawo
Iziphethu ezinamanzi namabhodi amabhodi aphihliza udonga yizinto zokubamba ezisobala ezisobala. Yeqa umbhede bese wehla futhi ungcolile phansi uma ufuna ukushaya.
Udinga ubumfihlo obuningi? Yiphonse emuva phezulu futhi ubheke ekhabethe yenguqulo yabantu abadala yemizuzu eyisikhombisa ezulwini.
Uma nobabili ningena futhi ningene endlini yangasese ngaphandle kokuvusa abanye, amanzi ahambayo angasiza ukugcina ukuhlangana kwakho kuyimfihlo.
Letha izinsiza
Noma yini esiza ukucisha imisindo ye-sesh yakho iphakamisa uhlu lwezinto okufanele ube nazo zokwenza ucansi lwe-IRL ekukhiyeni:
- umshini womsindo omhlophe
- isipikha noma enye idivayisi yokudlala umculo
- I-TV
Sebenzisa amakhushini nemicamelo ukuphakamisa izimfihlo zakho ngokudlala nangomunye umcamelo owengeziwe we-pushin ’lapho uguqa ngamadolo noma emuva. Zisebenzise ukushintsha imisindo yakho yezocansi, futhi.
Ukukhuluma ngemicamelo, ukufaka umcamelo wezocansi ku-repertoire yakho e-raunchy kufanelekile ukucatshangelwa noma kunini, kepha ikakhulukazi lapho udinga ukudala ngokwengeziwe ngezikhundla zakho.
Izikhundla ezihamba phambili
Inqobo nje uma unesikhala, izikhundla eziningi zingasetshenziselwa ukuqonda ngokubheka ukugxila, ukushaya noma ukushaya.
Izindlela ezimbalwa eziguquguqukayo ongazama ngazo:
- Ukuma O: Ilungele ukudlala ngezandla, ukudlala ngezinqe, ucansi lomlomo, nokuya ocansini okungena ngaphakathi. Omunye umlingani umi ngomhlane noma ngaphambili odongeni noma kwenye indawo ukuze kusekelwe, kanti omunye umile, uguqe ngamadolo, noma uhlale ngaphambili noma ngemuva.
- Umgibeli ngaphezulu: Uzakwethu ongena ngaphakathi ulele ngomhlane kanti umlingani owemukelayo ubabhincisela i-P-V, P-in-A, noma i-frottage. Isamukeli silawula ukujula, isivinini, kanye naleyo misindo yokushaya ngempama.
Amathoyizi ocansi ukuzama
Uku-oda online nokulethwa ungaxhunywanga kusho ukuthi ungagcina isitokisi sakho se-goodie futhi ugcine impilo yakho yezocansi ishisa ngisho nangesikhathi sobhadane.
Ngivele ngishilo ngenjabulo yomcamelo wezocansi. Nawa amanye amathoyizi ongawajabulela ndawonye ngenkathi ugcina isikhathi sakho sokudlala siyimfihlo:
- Ukuya ocansini. Awudingi ukuba yi-uber kinky noma ungene kwi-BDSM ukuze ujabulele ukuguquka kocansi! Bavumela noma ngubani ukuthi athathe noma isiphi isenzo sobulili aye ezindaweni eziphakeme ngaphandle kokuzamazamisa noma yimaphi amabhodi amakhanda anomsindo noma omatilasi.
- Ama-Gags. Ama-ball gags nama-bit gags angagcina ngisho nabathandi abanomdlandla bathule futhi bakhuphule isikhathi sezinkanuko isikhathi esikhulu.
- Ukudlidlizela okuthulile. Ngenxa yamathoyizi anomsindo omncane, noma ngubani angajabulela injabulo yokuvala isidlidlidliza. Faka i-vibe yakho ngama-clit vibes, ingono vibes, ama-plugs wesidlidlizi, ama-prostate massager, izindandatho ze-cock, ama-dildos adlidlizayo nama-strap-ons
Okubalulekile
Indlu egcwele nobhadane akudingeki ukuthi ikugcine ungakutholi. Ukuma okulungile, umsindo wangemuva othile, nobuqili obuncane kuzohamba ibanga elide lapho ufuna ukubamba iqhaza kwesinye isenzo sokukhiya ngaphandle kokukhalipha.
U-Adrienne Santos-Longhurst ungumbhali ozimele futhi umbhali obhale kakhulu kuzo zonke izinto zezempilo nezindlela zokuphila isikhathi esingaphezu kweminyaka eyishumi. Lapho engafakwanga endaweni yakhe yokubhala ecwaninga i-athikili noma evaliwe exoxa nochwepheshe bezempilo, angatholwa ebabaza azungeze idolobha lakhe lolwandle nomyeni nezinja bedonsa noma betshiza echibini bezama ukuqonda ibhodi lokugwedla lokuma.