Abathengi abangaphezu kuka-1,100 Banikeze Lesi Sidlidlizi Isilinganiso Esiphelele—futhi Sephule Ngamaphesenti angu-30 Njengamanje

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Ukuhlala umatasa ngesikhathi sokuvalwa kunzima. Ngenze isinkwa, ngadlala kakhulu i-mancala, futhi ngaqala ukudweba. Impilo yami izwakala njenge Amantombazane Agolide isiqephu—ngaphandle kwama-hangouts eqembu, imigqa yezindaba ethokozisayo, nezothando. Ngokujabulisayo, i-intanethi ingimbozile. Hhayi nje kuphela ukuthi ingangitshela indlela ehle kakhulu yokugqoka ngesikhathi sokuhlukaniswa, kepha futhi inemibono mayelana nokuningi, i-ahem, nezindlela ezijabulisayo zokuhlala umatasa. Njengokubhalisa ithoyizi elihle locansi.

Phezulu ohlwini lwabangane abafanele ukuvala i-lockdown: I-Lelo Sona Cruise (Buy It, $69, $99, lelo.com), okuyithoyizi lesitayela sokudonsa futhi elisebenzisa inhlanganisela yamagagasi e-sonic namapulse ukuvuselela amaphesenti angama-75 ngaphezulu kwe-clitoris kunesidlidlizi esijwayelekile — futhi ababuyekezi bakulungele lokho. Banikeze ithoyizi elithengiswa kakhulu ngaphezu kwezilinganiso eziyi-1,100 eziphelelefuthi isimangalo siphumela ezingeni elisha ngokuphelele le-orgasm. (Ufuna esinye isincomo? Esisodwa Umumo Umhleli uthi lokhu "ukukhetha kwakhe amathoyizi ocansi esiqhingi esiqhingini.")

Thenga: Lelo Sona Cruise, $69, $99, leli.com

Amakhasimende ayenezindlela ezahlukahlukene zokuchaza lokhu kwaneliseka okungakaze kubonwe, ethi “ukugobeka uzwane” kanye ne "orgasm enamandla kakhulu" ezimpilweni zabo. Ngokusho kukaLelo, lokhu kuhlangenwe nakho kwe-orgasmic okuphakeme kudalwa ukwakheka okuhamba kancane kanye nomvuthwandaba wesikhathi eside okuvela ekuvuseleleni kokungathintwa kwaleli thoyizi. (Uma ufunda u- "no-contact" futhi ucabanga ukuthi 'huh?' Kumane kusho ukuthi ithoyizi lishukumisa i-clitoris ngokuyizungeza futhi lisebenzise imizwa yokuphefumula emuncu nokumunca uma kuqhathaniswa nokufaka i-vibration ngqo ku-clitoris uqobo, njengamanye ama-vibrator amaningi. )

Okuwukuphela kwesikhalazo abanye ababuyekezi abelane ngaso ngale njabulo engalindelekile? Kwenzeke ngokushesha okukhulu. (Okubi kakhulu, akunjalo? Qhosha isoNgenhlanhla, kukhona amamodi okushaya kwenhliziyo ayisishiyagalombili anikezela ngamaleveli ahlukene wokuqina ukuze uthole inhlanganisela efanele ekuyisa ngqo onqenqemeni. Futhi, ngoba ayinamanzi, ungaletha ubhavu neshawa play ekuxubeni. (Qaphela: Njenganoma iliphi ithoyizi, uLelo uphakamisa ukuthi kufakwe i-lube ukuze kube nokuhlangenwe nakho okuhle. Hlala umboziwe ngalo mhlahlandlela kukho konke odinga ukukwazi mayelana ne-lube.)

Yize bengingachitha usuku lonke ngifaka kuhlu zonke izibuyekezo ezingiqinisekisile ukuthi leli thoyizi likufanele ukuthengwa, nazi izintandokazi zami ezimbalwa.

"Ngithenge lokhu ngoMashi futhi bengilokhu ngimatasa ngakho!" kubhala omunye othenga. “Hhayi-ke, ngikhathazekile ngaze ngafika lapho ngiyincoma khona kubo bonke abangani bami be-gal.Ababili babo bathengile futhi asikwazi ukuyeka ukukhuluma ngakho. "

Omunye u-raved: “Ngibe noLelo Sona wami isikhathi esingangonyaka manje, futhi ngiqaphele kakhulu, ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi ngiyivivinya nsuku zonke ... kwesinye isikhathi kaningi. Ngenkathi ingenzanga ukuba ngigxume, le nto inginikeza ama-orgasms angavele ayeke! Baqhubeka unomphela futhi baqine kangangokuthi ngiqala ukukhala ngenxa yokukhululeka okukhulu kovuthondaba. Angiphakamisi nokuthi uyithenge...ngiyifuna ngenkani.”

Njengokungathi kukhona umuntu odinga esinye isizathu sokuqhuma eSona, kubuye kube isaphulelo sika- $ 30 njengamanje njengengxenye yomkhankaso kaLelo #StatatHome. Ukungasho, kungisondeza esinyathelweni esisodwa ezifisweni zami zikaBetty White: Umfelokazi oneminyaka engama-82 ubudala wakubiza ngokuthi uthando olusha sha empilweni yakhe.

Thenga: Lelo Sona Cruise, $69, $99, leli.com

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