Ngabe Ungazama Ubuso beVampire ... nge-Vagina Yakho?

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Umkhuba wakamuva wezinqubo zezimonyo uhlanganisa imisebenzi emibili eyintandokazi yawo wonke umuntu: ama-vampire facials nemijovo yesitho sangasese sowesifazane!

Kulungile, zinjalo ekekho neyodwaizinto eziyintandokazi, futhi empeleni zibukeka njengokumataniswa okungakhululekile. Kepha omunye umbhangqwana wase-UK uthathe isinqumo sokwenza lokho nje: Bathola ubuso be-vampire esithweni sabo sangasese ukukhulisa impilo yabo yezocansi-futhi kubonakala sengathi kuyasebenza! (Usangene kakhulu? Zama lezi Zikhumba Zobuso Eziyi-10 Ukunqanda Isikhumba Esifile.)

Okubizwa ngokuthi yi-vampire facials, okwenziwe ngabakwaKardashian kanye nezithombe zabo zangasese ezithokozisa igazi ezixakile, basebenza ngokuthatha igazi lomuntu, bakhiphe i-plasma, baphinde bayijoje leyo esikhunjeni sabo. Kufanele ivuselele, ikhulise, futhi igugise isikhumba esikhathele. Kepha, njengoba uCharl Chapman, 48, noNina Howell, 38, bathole, akusona isikhumba sakho sobuso kuphela esomayo futhi sibe nesibindi njengoba ukhula. U-Chapman wanquma ukuba ajove i-plasma ekhanda kanye nomphini wesitho sakhe sangasese kuyilapho u-Howell ejova e-g-spot yakhe nasemseleni wesitho sangasese sowesifazane.

Ngokuka-Kannan Athreya, M.D., udokotela owenza inqubo engajwayelekile (umbuzo: Ingabe lokhu kuwela ngaphansi kwe-dermatology noma i-gynecology?), i-plasma iqinisa futhi ikhulise izicubu zangasese, okuholela ekuhlangenwe nakho okuqinile kanye ne-orgasm engcono. (Awudingi ukweqisa-nawa Amathiphu angu-7 e-Orgasm Engcono.)

Lokhu kuzwakala njengohlobo lwento, ngokungananazi, abantu abahlanya kuphela abangayizama. Ufuna ukunamathisela izinaliti kuphi ncamashi? Kodwa uChapman noHowell bathe bekungekhona nje ukuthi akubanga buhlungu kangako - bakubize "njengokungakhululeki nje okuncane" - baphikisana ngemiphumela.

"Ngikholelwa impela ukuthi ikhwalithi yami ye-orgasm ithuthukile, futhi, ngezinga lokuzwela okukhulu kwi-clitoris," kusho uHowell Imeyili Yansuku zonke. "Yize kuyasiza ukuthi nami nginozakwethu oqonda kakhulu futhi onozwela."

UChapman wengeze ngokuthi kumsize ukungasebenzi kahle kwe-erectile. "Nganginovalo mayelana nemijovo endaweni yami yangasese, kodwa kwakungesona isinqumo esinzima - ukuxolela i-pun," esho.

U-Athreya wachaza ukuthi yonke inqubo ingenziwa ngokushesha nangokubulala izinzwa nje endaweni ehhovisi likadokotela, okwenza kube indlela elula kakhulu neshibhile kunezinye izindlela zokuvuselela isitho sangasese sowesifazane. Imiphumela ithatha cishe isonto ukuze ingene ngokugcwele, kodwa ingahlala izinyanga ngemva kwalokho.

Kuyakufaneleka? It amandla kube inketho enhle kubashadikazi abafuna ukunonga izimpilo zabo zocansi-inqobo nje uma bezinalithi, okungukuthi. Ngaphandle kwalokho, zama lezi zindlela eziyi-9 zokuya ocansini nobuhlobo bakho (azikho izinaliti ezidingekayo!).

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