Usitshele: UJenn we-Eating Bender

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Kusukela ngiseyintombazanyana, isiteketiso sakithi bekuyi-Bender. Angazi ukuthi kungani lesi sidlaliso savela kanjani noma kanjani, kodwa ngiyazi ukuthi sasivela kumama, owayehlala ekuthanda ukubiza izingane zakhe ngamagama amabi kakhulu futhi angenangqondo ongacabanga. Ngiyazi futhi ukuthi ikwazile ukubekezelela iminyaka engaphezu kwamashumi amabili. Kuphephile ukusho ukuthi ilapha ukuhlala!

Ngenkathi ngakha i-Eating Bender emuva ngoMashi ka-2008, ngabona ukuthi igama elithi bender lisho nokushaywa umoya, ngakho-ke kwaqalwa umqondo wokwenza ibhulogi enikezelwe "impilo ephilayo impilo yonke". Amaphuzu ebhonasi wokukwazi ukuwasebenzisa njenge-pun! (Bambelela isikhathi eside ngokwanele futhi uzobona ukuthi uthando lwami lwama-puns ludlulela ngale kwegama elithi bender.)

Eminyakeni engaphezu kwemithathu kamuva, iBender isibe yingxenye enkulu nakakhulu yalokho engiyikho. Futhi kunwetshiwe ukuhlanganisa wonke umndeni wami. UPapa Bender udume kabi ekhishini. UMama Bender umuzwa ophakeme futhi ozayo wokupheka. Umntwana uBender ungumzalwane omkhulu emhlabeni. Ukuphela komuntu ophunyuke kulesi sidlaliso ngumyeni wami, uBobby… okwamanje.

Ukudla i-Bender kwadalwa uthando lokudla, umsoco kanye nempilo enhle. Yenzelwe ukuthi isebenze njengendawo lapho engingabelana khona izingcezu zempilo yami, kusuka ekubuyekezweni kokudla nendawo yokudlela kuya ekudleni, zokupheka futhi - lapho angilambile - ukuqina nokuzindla ngempilo ejwayelekile. Uma ngingenzi amabhizinisi amabili, ngisebenzela inoveli yami yokuqala. Akunakusho ukuthi, ngithanda ukuzigcina ngimatasa, futhi ngilangazelela ukuhlanganyela okuningi kuzo zonke lezi zihloko nawe!

Inhloso yami ukudala ukuhlangana kwabantu abangabhekelana ukuthola izimpendulo nezeluleko kunoma yini nayo yonke into yokudla kanye (non-) eqanjiwe, noma ngabe kuyindlela engcono yokulungisa i-risotto noma okuthengiswa kakhulu kunazo zonke emashalofini ezincwadi. Ngihlale ngilungele ukuxoxa, ngakho-ke ngicela ungimele futhi uthi sawubona!

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