Ungaba Kanjani Leyo Ntombazane Othandwa Yibo Bonke Abantu

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• 1. Yiba intombazane ephonsa izincomo njengoswidi
• 2. Yiba yintombazane ephuzile lapho ingasangulukile - ngokungathi sína
• 3. Yiba intombazane engesabi ukungena
• 4. Yiba intombazane ezithandayo
• 5. Yiba intombazane enakho konke
• 6. Yiba intombazane engakwazi ukuzimela (ne-DGAF)
• 7. Yiba yintombazane wonke umuntu athi uyakhanya

Dedela yonke leyo mibono ngokuba ngomunye umuntu.

Ngempela. Awuphoqelekile ukuba ube ukuthandwa kwakho kwe-Instagram, izimpendulo zakho ze-Twitter, noma inkulumo yedolobha. Uhlobo lwentombazane okufanele ube yilo kuphela oluthola amandla nenduduzo kulokho oyikho.

Futhi ukuthi intombazane ubani wonke umuntu aphendukela kuye ukuthola izeluleko - uyazethemba futhi u-badass ukhipha amandla.

Ukusho okulula ukwenziwa, ngiyazi, kodwa ngivela ibanga elide kulolu hambo lokuzitholela. Ngithole ukuthi ukuzethemba okukhulu enginakho ngami, igumbi elincane likhona lalelo zwi eliphikisayo, nelibi ngaphakathi kwekhanda lami njengomunye umuntu.

Futhi ngenkathi ubeka unyawo lwakho oluhamba phambili, kuyasiza ukukhumbula umthetho wegolide: Phatha abanye ngendlela ofuna bakuphathe ngayo.

1. Yiba intombazane ephonsa izincomo njengoswidi

Ubuwazi ukuthi ukunconywa kufana nokuba ne-mini-orgasm ngaphakathi kwengqondo yakho? Abaphenyi bathole ukuthi uma uthola ukuncoma, kungadala izikhungo ezifanayo zemiklomelo ebuchosheni bakho ezikhanyisa ngesikhathi socansi. Yebo, ngicela!

Awuqinisekile? Yebo, isifundo esihlukile sithole ukuthi izikhungo ezicishe zifane zomvuzo ziyakhanya lapho uthola imali noma udumisa. Imali iyakhuluma, kodwa nawe ungakwenza.

Ngokuqhathanisa noma yikuphi, abacwaningi bathola ukuthi ukuncoma okungcono, i-gymnastics yengqondo eyengeziwe iyenzeka ekuphenduleni. Yingakho ufikelwa ukumamatheka lapho i-barista yakho ejwayelekile iqaphela ukubukeka kwakho okusha noma lapho umphathi wakho eqala ukuthukuthela mayelana nesethulo sakho.

Yenza lokhu! Uma ubona okuthile okuthandayo, ungazibambi! Ngokuzimisela, ukutshela umuntu ukuthi uyazithanda izicathulo zakhe kungenza usuku lwabo. Vele uqiniseke ukuthi awudluli ngokweqile kuze kufike ezingeni lokuthi lingahlonishwa.

2. Yiba yintombazane ephuzile lapho ingasangulukile - ngokungathi sína

Sonke siyalazi uhlobo - amantombazane afika ekhubeka eklabhini noma endaweni yokugezela yebha, emamatheka endlebeni futhi elungele ukukhuluma. Bangabanye besifazane abakhulu engake ngahlangana nabo. Futhi bangabangane abakhulu engingasoze ngibabona futhi.

Lawa amantombazane ongawatshela noma yini - ngaphandle kokwesaba ukwahlulelwa - futhi uyazi ukuthi bazoba nomhlane wakho.

Ngabe umuntu oza naye uthole umuntu omusha? Lawa mantombazane asondele ngemizuzwana emihlanu ukuthi akutholele i-boo entsha ozoxoxa nayo nge-boogie. Ingabe leyo Long Island yokugcina ibuya ukuzokukhathaza? Enye intombazane ikulungele ukubamba izinwele zakho kanti enye ivaliwe ukukulethela inkomishi yamanzi.

Yenza lokhu! Lobu bungane akumele bukhawulelwe ezenzakalweni zethu zokugezela ezinama-boozy. Yiba intombazane enalesi sisekeli konke isikhathi.

3. Yiba intombazane engesabi ukungena

Sonke sibone umuntu eba nokuncibilika emphakathini. Isihogo, abanye bethu bake baba intombazane ngemuva kokuwohloka (nami ngifaka). Kepha kukangaki sifinyelela entombini ekhala ekhoneni bese sibuza ukuthi ingabe ilungile?

Ocwaningweni olwaziwa kakhulu, abacwaningi bathola ukuthi lapho ababebukele bebodwa, amaphesenti angama-75 ayesiza lapho ecabanga ukuthi kunomuntu osenkingeni. Kodwa lapho iqembu labantu abayisithupha lihlangene, kuphela amaphesenti angama-31 angena.

Yenza lokhu! Ungesabi ukubuza intombazane ukuthi ingabe idinga usizo, noma ngabe inomuntu othile. Yize kungenzeka ukuthi ulungile ngempelangijabule ngokuthile, akulimazi ukubuza ukuthi ngabe udinga usizo. Ukuphela kwendlela yokwazi ngokuqinisekile ukuthi zikuthathele kuwe ukucela.

Angasho ukuthi uhambe kahle noma akhiphe isicelo sakho. Kulungile. Okungenani, uzokwazi ukuthi akayedwa.

4. Yiba intombazane ezithandayo

Ukuba nezisebenzi ongazibiza ngezakho kunezinzuzo ezingenakubalwa, kodwa uzophuthelwa yizo zonke uma uhlala uziqhathanisa nabesifazane abakuzungezile.

Ngakho-ke kuthiwani uma kunguwena wedwa ozamazamisa izinwele ezimfushane, futhi manje umngani wakho ufuna ukujoyina ipixie party? Usengabantu ababili abehlukene!

Esikhundleni sokubanjwa ukuthi ngabe "uzobukeka engcono" kunawe, nikela ukumthumela kubhaleli lakho futhi umsize alungiselele i-chop enkulu.

Kungashiwo okufanayo ngomngani othole iphromoshini enkulu ngenkathi uhlela isinyathelo sakho esikhulu esilandelayo. Umzuzu obona ngawo ukuthi awuncintisani - nokuthi kunendawo enkulu yawo wonke umuntu eqenjini - kuzozwakala sengathi isisindo sisusiwe emahlombe akho.

Yenza lokhu! Umsele ohlelweni lwangaphakathi lokulinganisa futhi wamukele impumelelo yabo. Ngemuva kwakho konke, uma ungekho emncintiswaneni, uku-cahoots - futhi ngubani ongakufuni lokho?

5. Yiba intombazane enakho konke

Okuwukuphela kwento embi ukwedlula ukuqala isikhathi sakho lapho ungalindelanga ukuthi kungukuqaphela okushaqisayo kokuthi awunalutho olungavimba ukugeleza kwakho - futhi awekho ama-Walgreens abonakalayo.

Ucwaningo olwenziwe yiFree the Tampons Foundation luthole ukuthi amaphesenti angama-86 kwabesifazane abangu-1,072 bazithole besesimweni esifanayo, kanti amaphesenti angama-57 azizwa enamahloni kakhulu kunokucasuka, ukucindezelwa noma ukwethuka.

Kepha izibopho zodadewethu sehle kakhulu - amaphesenti angama-53 abesifazane ahlanganyele ukuthi ngenkathi lokhu kwenzeka, bacela omunye wesifazane iphedi noma itampon. Ngakho-ke khokhela phambili!

Yenza lokhu! Ukugcina isikhwama sakho esinemikhiqizo eyengeziwe yokuya esikhathini ngeke kukusize ekuhambeni kwesikhathi, kungasho umehluko phakathi kwejean elonakele lothile nokwenza umhlangano omkhulu emsebenzini ngesikhathi.

Kodwa akupheleli lapho kufanele ufake esikhwameni sakho semali. Isikhathi sokungezwani komzimba singenza izicubu kanye ne-sanitizer yesandla kungasebenzi, kepha ukugcina inqwaba yamashokolethi ngushintsho olukhulu lomdlalo okwamanje.

Ukwabelana ngezikwele ezimbalwa ezilinganayo kungasiza nge-PMS, kukhulise ukukhiqizwa kwamadina, nokubopha nentombazane ehleli eduze kwakho.

6. Yiba intombazane engakwazi ukuzimela (ne-DGAF)

Akukhathalekile ukuthi umbono wakho wesikhathi esihle uhlala ekubukeleni iNetflix noma ukubopha ama-stilettos aphakeme esibhakabhakeni nokudansa kuze kube isikhathi sokuthola ibhulakufesi.

Ngakho-ke kuthiwani uma uchitha izimpelasonto zakho uhlangana nodadewenu abanobudlova noma uhlelela iComic Con yakho elandelayo? Esithombeni esikhudlwana, i- “clique” owela kuyo ingaba yinto engabalulekile njenge-GPA yakho ngemuva kokuphothula iziqu.

Okungisebenzelayo (noma omunye umuntu) ngeke kukusebenzele, futhi akudingeki. Akudingeki uthande i-lipstick, uBeyoncé (yebo, saya lapho), noma i- "Game of Thrones" ukuze ibe yesabekayo.

Yenza lokhu! Ukwamukela okuthandayo kungaba yinto enamandla - ikakhulukazi kulabo abaseduze kwakho. Ngemuva kwakho konke, uma ngikubona laphaya ungumuntu omubi njengawe, ngizozibuza, yini engivimbayo?

7. Yiba yintombazane wonke umuntu athi uyakhanya

Cha, angikhulumi ngokugqamisa. Ngikhuluma ngokukhanya kwangempela, okukhazimulayo okuvela ngaphakathi. Uhlobo lokuthanda okwenziwa u-Anna Kendrick, kepha landa nge-100.

Akuyona imfihlo ukuthi injabulo iyathathelana. Eqinisweni, isayensi ikhombisa ukuthi uma useduze nabantu abajabulayo, ujwayele ukuthatha ubuntu babo bokuwina. Uzozithola uzizwa ujabule ngokwengeziwe, unamandla amakhulu, futhi unengcindezi isiyonke.

Yenza lokhu! Ukumomotheka konke okudingekayo ukuqala ukusabalalisa ama-vibes amahle. Ngakho-ke, ngesikhathi esizayo lapho uhamba emgwaqweni, beka ifoni yakho kude! Gcina isikrini ngokuzayo bese uqala ukuxhuma - noma kunjalo kafushane - nabantu abadlulayo.

Sonke sinezinsuku zethu zokuphumula, futhi akunakwenzeka ukuba "sisebenze" ngaso sonke isikhathi. Kodwa lokho akusho ukuthi kufanele sinikeze umsindo. Wonke umzuzu uyithuba elisha lokuguqula usuku - olwakho kanye nalabo abaseduze kwakho.

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