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Akuvamile ukuba usuku ludlule lapho ngingajuluki ngandlela thize. Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ukuphakamisa izinsimbi noma i-yoga, ukugijima okungamamayela angu-5 ukuzungeza i-Central Park noma ikilasi le-Spin yasekuseni, impilo ibonakala inengqondo uma ekuseni kubandakanya ukujima. Kungakho kuyamangalisa ukuvuma ukuthi, njengowesifazane ongashadile osekupheleni kweminyaka engama-20, angikaze ngibe nomlingani oqotho owayesebenza ukude njengami. Kwakukhona i-ex eminyakeni embalwa emuva eshaya ijimu esakhiweni sakhe izinsuku ezimbili noma ezintathu ngesonto-kodwa kuphela emavikini andulela uSuku lweSikhumbuzo (#summerbody). Kwakukhona nomunye owayesebenza ubusuku bonke. Izingcingo zakusasa ekuseni beziyindlela ejwayelekile yokuthi sibambe lapho ngineminyaka emaphakathi ngibuya ekugijimeni njengoba wayesekhumbini ebuyela endaweni yakhe ukuze alale kancane.
Ukuziphendulela okufushane: Angiyena umuntu ongathandeki. Ngiyazi ukuthi ukuntuleka kothando lomunye ngomsebenzi akuyona ukuphela kwento ebangele lobu budlelwano ukuthi bufinyelele kwisimo seTitanic. Kepha ngabe izinto bezizohluka uma mina nomuntu omusha besingabhekana nokugijima ndawonye ngoMgqibelo esikhundleni sokuthi ngibe nobutha obungashiwongo esasiyikho, futhi futhi, sinovila ekuseni? Ngabe singaxhumana kangcono, noma sisekelane ngokwengeziwe? Ngabe angathola amazinga ami aphezulu wokuzimisela e-sexy? Isayensi isho njalo. Ngemva kokuvivinya umzimba ndawonye, imibhangqwana iye yabika ukuthi inothando olukhulu ngabalingani bayo nokwaneliseka okwengeziwe ngobuhlobo bayo, ngokocwaningo oluthile lweState University of New York.
Ngenze isinqumo: Ngenyanga eyodwa, ngenxa yelukuluku lami (futhi, nobuntatheli obukhulu) ngingahlasela abafana ezifundweni zami zokuzilolonga. Amakilasi wesibhakela. Amakilasi e-Yoga. Amakilasi we-CrossFit. Ngifunde izifundo ezibalulekile endleleni:
Isifundo 1: Ukuncoma ama-sneaker akusebenzi.
Isizinda esithile. Ngokuvamile, iningi lokuzivocavoca kwami lenzeka ejimini efanayo yeCrossFit, iSpin studio, noma isitudiyo seyoga. Njengoba bengishaya lezi zindawo onyakeni owedlule noma kunjalo, ngingasho ngokuzethemba kwamaphesenti ayi-100 ukuthi ngijwayelene kakhulu namakhasimende. Bengikwazi ukungena kulokhu ukuthi uma ngifuna ukwenza uhlelo ngokusemandleni ami, ngidinga ukuzama izinto ezintsha.
Ngakho-ke, nganquma ukuya esibhakeleni. Ake ngikutshele okuthile okuncane ngale ndawo yokuzivocavoca yesibhakela ekhethiwe eFlatiron yaseNew York. Hamba cishe ngamamitha angu-13 ngomnyango ongaphambili futhi cishe uzovaleleka ngokuthi muhle kangakanani wonke umuntu ofaka amadijithi akhe ekugoqeni kwesandla kwesiginesha yesitudiyo. Ngabona ukuthi lena bekuyindawo efanelekile yokuhlola isu lami elisha ngaze ngaphosa nentwana engiyithandayo yeLululemon yezitshalo ezimnyama kulo mcimbi. Ngemuva kokushintshana imizuzu engama-45 phakathi kwesikhwama sesibhakela nebhentshi lesisindo, ngiye ngahlala ngaphambili ngiphola futhi ngilulame ngalokhu kukhanya kwangemva kokuzivocavoca. Ngiyabuka, bese ngibona umfana omude onezinwele ezinsundu ezinesihlabathi. Ngibheke phansi, ngiyabona udlalisa ukukhahlela kwe-Asics Tiger Gel-Lyte. Hhayi ngqo izicathulo ezisebenza kakhulu zezingwegwe ezifanele nama-burpees, kepha noma kunjalo, zihle. Ngaphandle kokucabanga kabili, ngiyamoyizela. “Ngiwathanda kakhulu amateku akho,” ngisho.
"Hawu, lezi?" Usho, kunzima ukungibuka emehlweni. "Ngiyabonga." Ngalokho, aqhubeke nokuhamba. Nginqotshwe kancane ngokucindezela indawo yami yokududuza ngomzamo wokuxoxa nomuntu engingamazi, ngehla ngiya egumbini lokushintshela bese ngibona i-mascara encane ngaphansi kweso lami langakwesokudla. Ukuqomisana umdlalo 1, Emily 0. Isifundo esifundile: Ukuncoma owesilisa ngamateki akhe kungenzeka kungabi yisiqalo sengxoxo esiyindumasi. (Ukuqomisana nge-inthanethi ngejubane lakho? Bheka lawa macebiso ayi-10 Wokuphola Ku-inthanethi.)
Isifundo 2: Qondisisa kakhudlwana.
Kamuva ngesonto, ngemuva kokubuza omunye umfana omuhle ukuthi uhambe kanjani ekilasini le-Spin ngaphezulu kwe-smoothie (wangitshela, wangibuza ukuthi iyiphi i-flavour smoothie ebengiyiphuza, bese kuthi uhlobo lomzwelo oluthambile ukusuka lapho), ngangena ikilasi le-yoga ejimini yeCrossFit eGramercy. Into ehlakaniphile nge-yoga eyenziwe kule ndawo yokuzivocavoca yeCrossFit ukuthi uzobona ama-CrossFitters amaningi amahle angakwazi ukuphakamisa-kabili-bodyweight akho akhona ukuzosebenza ekuhambeni kwawo.
Yiqiniso, kulesi sigaba, iningi lamadoda lalishwibela elinye iqembu. Noma kunjalo, ngithole ithuba lokukhuluma nentombi yami (ibifundisa ikilasi) mayelana nokuhlolwa kwami okuncane. Wangitshela ukuthi wake wayesekilasini le-yoga lapho ezwa sengathi ugilwe indlela insizwa eyayimuhle ngayo emgqeni eduze kwakhe. Ngaphambi kokushiya estudiyo, waqhamuka waqonda ngqo kuye washo okuthile emigqeni ethi "Angikwazi ukukubona lapho ngingena ekilasini, ngingathanda ukukwazi kangcono." Ngenkathi "enentombi," wathi uyancoma ngokuzethemba kwakhe. Qaphela kimi: Le migqa yokuthwebula i-smoothie ne-sneaker ayizongenzela ubulungiswa.
Isifundo 3: Lapho konke okunye kwehluleka, baleka ... ngokoqobo.
Ngesonto elilandelayo nginqume ukuyinikeza le ndlela eqondile. Ngenkathi ngihlose ukwenza yonke le nto ngaphakathi kwezitudiyo zezitolo, angikwazi ukuzibamba ngicabanga ukuthi iCentral Park ingakufanelekela ukudutshulwa. Ngijikijela ipheya engilithandayo likaSweaty Shwi nomtekhala ogijimayo kanye ne-half-zip enhle, ngabopha amateku ami ngase ngishaya phansi. Cishe ngamamayela ama-2 ekubalekeni kwami, ngama ngasemithonjeni yamanzi futhi ngabheka isimo. Cishe ngo-7:45 ekuseni, leli paki laligcwele phama. Ngakwesobunxele sami: Owesifazane obambe izinja ezibonakala ziningi kakhulu ukuze azizuzele yena. Ngakwesokudla sami: amasethi amabili ahlukene wamadoda akhangayo enza okuphindwayo kwe-100-yard Sprint.
Akekho noyedwa ongaphazamisa ukuzivocavoca kothile, ngike ngabuka imizuzu embalwa. Insizwa eyodwa, egqoke i-sweatshirt ye-Nike eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka namateku e-Brooks amasha, yangithakazelisa. Indlela ababehlela ngayo lesi sifunda ukuthi abafana ababili babezoshesha ngasikhathi sinye, bawele indawo yabo yokuphela, futhi bahambe ibanga emuva ngaphambi kokuyishaya futhi. Ngemuva kokuvula nokuvala isimo sokuwabuka eshaya ezimbalwa zilandelana, ngangazi ukuthi kufanele ngithathe iwindi lami ngisenalo. "Kufanele uzame labo abaseHarlem Hill," ngasukuma ngathi kuye.
Wayebukeka ephoxekile, sengathi uyazibuza ukuthi ngikhuluma naye ngempela yini. "Senze amagquma izolo, ngakho-ke lokhu, kahle, yinto esinqume ukuyenza ukugwema ukugijima endaweni yokugcina amanzi okwesithathu."
Okwesithathu? Ngacabanga. Lo mfana uyakwazi ukuphatha ibanga elithile. Ngiyayithanda. "Fair," ngisho kuye. Futhi kwenzeka, cishe njengokuhlanza kwegama. "Ngabe ufika njalo lapha?" Ngambuza.
INGABE UFIKA LAPHA KAningi?! WOZA EMILY. Ngizamile ukufihla inani le- uyangihlekisa lokho bekwenzeka ekhanda lami. Ahleke, "Ingabe iyona engcono kakhulu onayo?"
Ngayihleka, ngathi kwakungeyona neze into yami evamile ukushaya abafana abashaya impinda yokugijima epaki. Wangitshela ukuthi ufika kaningi lapha, kodwa ngokuvamile ehamba nentombi yakhe. Ngahleka, ngamfisela inhlanhla, ngabaleka (ngokoqobo) ngokushesha imilenze yami ingangithatha.
Isifundo 4: Ezinye izinto zithatha isikhathi.
Futhi-ke, kwakukhona i-curveball. Maphakathi nalo lonke lolu vivinyo, ngithole isimemo esingahleliwe ngaphezulu komyalezo oqondile we-Instagram (incwadi yosuku lwanamuhla, empeleni) evela kumfana engangihlangane naye ejimini lami emasontweni ambalwa edlule, ukuyobheka okwaziwayo ukuthi isigaba sokuzivocavoca esingenabuntu. Isigaba, empeleni, ngokuvamile esakhiwe ngamaphesenti angama-98 abesifazane. Uqonde ukungitshela ukuthi bengizama ngamabomu ukushaya amadoda amaningi emakilasini okuzivocavoca futhi manje umfana oyedwa ufuna ukungiyisa ekilasini elingaphandle ngokuphelele kwendawo yami yokududuza, akukho mandla okuhlanza amandla, awekho ama-sprints? Ngilahliwe kancane, ngahamba naye, ngoba, ukubuka umfana okhangayo kulesi simo kungafana nokubuka uhlobo oluthile lwesilwane esingajwayelekile eSahara.
Sinqume ngoLwesibili ekuseni. Ngazizwa ngingakhululekile kuye njengoba engena e-studio, futhi wakhomba umata ngemuva kwami ukuze alale ngemuva kwekilasi ngaphandle kokuphuma njengesithupha esibuhlungu. Kwakunokugxuma okuningi. Abanye bebubula. Ama-burpees avumelanisiwe. Ukunyakazisa ingalo okuningi. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi kwakukhona ngisho noWhitney Houston ngesikhathi esisodwa. Angikwazanga ukubekezelela ukuvala amehlo naye ngesikhathi sokuzivocavoca, ngesaba ukuthi uzongithuka ngandlela thile ngokumheha ukuthi asebenze nami yize yonke le nto ingumqondo wakhe. Kwaze kwaba ngemuva kwalokho, lapho sasihamba simanzi te ukujuluka siyothatha ikhofi ngaphambi kokugxuma esitimeleni, lapho ngacabanga kimi, ingempela lo mfana ulapha ngoba ethanda mina?
Singaqiniseki, samisa izinkomishi zekhofi phakathi emotweni engaphansi komhlaba sahamba ngezindlela zethu ezihlukile.
Isifundo 5: Ijimu yindawo engcwele.
Engxoxweni nomngane wami omuhle phakathi nalokhu kuhlolwa, wangitshela ngentombazane eyamcela ukuthi aphume ejimini yakhe ye-CrossFit ngemva kwe-WOD yangoLwesihlanu ebusuku. Ukusabela kwakhe kuyo yonke le nto kwahlala kimi, okuthile okuhambisana nalokhu: "Ibhokisi yindawo yami. Sekuyindawo yami umzuzu manje. Kungani ngingafuna ukumosha i-vibe lapho ngokuya nothile kungahamba kahle kakhulu bese kuba nokungaphatheki kahle endaweni yami."
Esho ngobuhle? Eh, akunjalo, kodwa indoda inephuzu. Ukuthola ukuzivocavoca kwakho kungenza kube ngumuntu siqu kakhulu. Esikhathini esedlule, ngiye ngacishwa amadoda abeke imibono phakathi kwamasethi, angikhalela phakathi nokugijima, noma angigqolozela lapho ngenza imigqa ye-barbell ejimini. Ngaphandle kokwenza imizamo yokuphuma endaweni yami yokududuza inyanga yonke kuma-studio ahlukile, kusuka ku-yoga eshisayo kuya e-Equinox, akukaze kube nemvelo. Yebo, abantu bakulezi zindawo zomhlaba banentshisekelo efanayo. Kodwa uma ulapho ngezizathu ezifanele, ulapho ukuze ugxile kuleyo ntshisekelo, hhayi abanye abaya ejimini.
Noma kunjalo, ingabe ngicabanga ukuthi ukuba nozakwethu okhuthele kungaba imfihlo yohlobo oluthile lobuhlobo obuhlala njalo? Impela. Ngingasho ngingananazi ukuthi bekuyindlovu ekamelweni kimi iminyaka manje. Nakuba ukujuluka nesithandwa sakho kungase kungabi okwawo wonke umuntu, ngingakusho ngokuzethemba ukuthi kubalulekile kimina. Inyanga yami yemigqa yokulanda engenziwanga kahle yangifundisa ukuthi ukukhuluma nomuntu omusha akumele kusesabise kakhulu. Uma kungahambi kahle akuhambi kahle. Yilokho kuphela. Impilo iyaqhubeka, awukwazi ukucasulwa, futhi ingxenye engcono kakhulu? Uzamile ukukhululeka ngokungakhululeki. Futhi, ngenxa yalokhu kuhlolwa okuncane, ngazithola sengiya phambili nangaphandle kwejimu futhi. Phambili ngokwanele ukucela ngoLwesibili ekuseni ukuthi uthathe iziphuzo esikhundleni sama-dumbbells.