"Ngizamile Okhilimu Abaphakamisa Izinqe, Futhi Yilokhu Okwenzekile"
-Delile
Akukho ukushoda kwezinqubo, imikhiqizo yama-topical, ukudla, ukubhucungwa, imishini yasekhaya, noma iziphonso zemilingo ezizungeza ukwelapha i-cellulite. Naphezu kwezinsolo ezicashile zokuthi akukho "i-vacuum therapy" noma okhilimu ababiza kakhulu abakwazi ukunciphisa ama-dimples e-cellulite, siyaqhubeka nokuwathenga-futhi sithenga embonweni wokuthi i-cellulite iwukuphazamiseka okungavamile okudingeka kulungiswe.
Eqinisweni, cishe amaphesenti angama-90 abesifazane abasebasha banaso ngesikhathi esithile. "Yinto esiphikisana ngayo kwezokwelapha. Ngabe yisifo noma yinto engajwayelekile uma abesifazane abangamaphesenti angama-90 benaso?" kusho uDavid Bank, MD, udokotela wesikhumba waseMt. Kisco, NY. "Impela nje ... kujwayelekile."
Kuyadabukisa ukusho ukuthi angilona iqhwa elikhethekile kulokhu. (Noma, mhlawumbe kufanele ngijabule: Ngijwayelekile!) Ngine-cellulite emathangeni ami angaphandle nesinqe, futhi yebo, ngiwutholile umqondo wokuthenga isudi yokuqubha ebisikiwe. Futhi, muva nje, senginake i-potion "yemilingo" yama-cream-firming-okungenani izwakala kangcono kunokuziphuza imbongolo yami nge-laser.
Lapho silapha izigaxa namaqhubu ethu, iningi lethu liphendukela kokhilimu bezingxoxo, esikhundleni sezinqubo ezisehhovisi. Sonke siyazi ngokwengqondo ukuthi mhlawumbe abazenzi kakhulu-kodwa izinkampani zonobuhle ziyaqhubeka nokuzenza futhi siqhubeka sizithenga.
Azisebenzi, akunjalo? Manje-ke, kungani bebaningi kangaka? Ngokuqinisekile, kufanele benze okuthile! Ngabe izinkampani zonobuhle bezingazama yini ukukhulisa amathemba ethu ngendlela engasho lutho? -Ingxoxo yami yangaphakathi
Azikho izifundo eziningi ezihlosiwe ezihlaziye ukuthi okhilimu be-cellulite benza noma yini. Ngokuvamile, izinkampani zenza izifundo zazo zokwelashwa ukuze zenze izimangalo ezifana nokuthi, "amaphesenti angama-80 abesifazane abone ukuthuthuka ekubukekeni kwe-cellulite," eqaphela ukuthi angalokothi athi "ukwelashwa" noma "ikhambi." Ngakho, nganquma ukuhlola ezinye zazo ngokwesayensi ngangokunokwenzeka. IBank, esebenza futhi neFederal Trade Commission ezimweni lapho izinkampani zezimonyo zingena emanzini ashisayo ngokubeka ilebula elahlekisayo emikhiqizweni, ibibukeka njengendoda ekahle ye-no-BS ukungisiza ngalo msebenzi. Uvumile ukuthwebula i-cellulite yami ngaphambi nangemva kokulashwa izinyanga ezimbili ngokhilimu ababili abahlukene, bese ehlaziya imiphumela ngendlela efanele ngangokunokwenzeka. Manje, kusobala ukuthi lokhu akuyona into enzima njengokuthi, isifundo esingaboni kabili ngezifundo eziyi-1 000, kepha kungcono kunami ngithatha amabhande esibukweni sami sokugezela.
Ngaya ehhovisi leBhange, lapho ngenza khona inqubo elulazayo. Cabanga nge-E! 'S GlamCam 360, ngaphandle kwasehhovisi lezokwelapha futhi awunawo amabhulukwe. Ngimi phakathi ne-octagon encane phansi, ngacelwa ukuthi ngijikeleze kancane-ngaphandle kwamabhulukwe, ngicela ukukukhumbuza, kodwa futhi, ngiyabonga, ngaphandle kukaRyan Seacrest ngenkathi umsizi kadokotela ethatha izithombe eziseduze zezinqe namathanga ami kuwo wonke ama-engeli.
Ngikhethe imikhiqizo emibili engizoyivivinya: iMio Shrink to Fit Cellulite Smoother ($ 56) ngakwesokunxele sami, neTalika Back Up 3D ($ 64) ngakwesokunxele sami. Ngazifaka kabili ngosuku amasonto ayisishiyagalombili, ngaphuthelwa izicelo ezimbalwa kuphela. Ngisebenzise indlela yokufaka etuswe yi-Mio, okuwukuthatha cishe imizuzwana engama-20 ukubhucunga umkhiqizo ngamandla. Ukudonsa amanzi nge-lymphatic kungenye yezimbangela ze-cellulite, futhi ukubhucungwa kungasiza ukuhambisa izinto, ngakho-ke bengifuna ukwandisa amathuba ami omphumela omuhle. [Funda udaba oluphelele ku-Refinery29!]