Abathengi base-Amazon Babiza Le Lube Ye-Hypoallergenic “Engcono Kakhulu Emhlabeni”

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Lapho umkhiqizo unezibuyekezo ezingaphezu kuka-1,400 ze-rave, ezinye ziqala ngokuthi “OH JESUS ​​WAMI” (ngawo wonke ama-caps), “zizoguqula ukuphila kwakho ngokoqobo,” kanye nokuthi “lena into engcono kakhulu ENDLINI,” uyahlala futhi unake. Yilokho kanye okufanele ukwenze ngomunye wemikhiqizo ethengiswa kakhulu ye-hypoallergenic luba ye-Amazon-the Luxe Silicone Personal Lubricant by Penchant Premium (Ithenge, $ 15, amazon.com) - bese uqhafaza masinyane “engeza enqoleni.”

Njengoba ungase wazi kahle ukuthi uke wazama yini okokugcoba ngenkathi uyikhanyisa (uma ungakayisebenzisi, usalindeni?), inyusa umfutho ngamanotshi ayizinkulungwane ezimbalwa. Kodwa ngazo zonke izinzuzo zokugoqa uzwane engazinikeza, abasebenzisi abaningi bemikhiqizo ye-lube evamile babika ububi obuthile: ukunamathela (wake wazama ukuhlanza ilube enamathelayo kuwena, okokulala, indawo yokubeka ubusuku, phansi...akujabulisi), ukuzwela, ubomvu, ukuvutha, ukulunywa, ngisho nokungezwani komzimba. Lokhu kungenxa yokuthi izinto eziningi zokugcoba ezivamile zenziwa ngama-parabens, i-petroleum, i-glycerin, namakha — izithako konke okwaziwa ngokucasula isikhumba esibucayi. Futhi kulapho i-lube esekwe ku-abicah kaPenchant Premium yehlukile kwabanye.

I-penchant's lube yenziwa kusetshenziswa izithako zemvelo ezine kuphela, ze-hypoallergenic eziphephile kubasebenzisi abanesikhumba esizwela kakhulu. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ayinaphunga, ayizizwa inamathela noma i-gooey, inambitheka emaphakathi (ngokungafani ne-perfume-tanged gunk ezinye izithambisi ezizama ukudlula njengezinambithekile zama-strawberry), futhi zingasetshenziswa namakhondomu. Ukusebenzisa i-smidgeon nje yalezi zinto kuzokugcina ugcotshwe kahle kusuka ku-foreplay kuya emcimbini omkhulu, okusho ukuthi ngeke kudingeke ume isenzo saphakathi nendawo sokuphinda ufake isicelo, okungaba umbulali wangempela wemizwa. (Nazi ezinye zezizathu zomile ~ phansi lapho ~.)

Udinga ubufakazi obengeziwe? Ababuyekezi beAmazon babuye baqinisekise ukuthi iPenchant silicone lube ngokuyisisekelo kuyinto engcono kakhulu yokungena ekamelweni.

“Uma ufana nami futhi wena nozakwenu nizame zonke izinhlobo zokugcoba zomkhiqizo wesitolo, khona-ke niyazi ukuthi ezinye zazo zikushiya uzizwa unjani ngemuva kwalokho, noma ukuthi zinamathela kanjani phakathi, noma ukuthi zimane nje zibe umuzwa wokungakhululeki kusukela ekuqaleni kuze kube sekupheleni.," kuchaza omunye umbuyekezi. "Lezi zinto zimayelana nokuthambisa okulula kodwa owanelisa ukwedlula zonke engake ngazama. Kuhlala isikhathi eside ngendlela ehlekisayo, akubikho umuzwa omubi ngemuva kwalokho,"

Omunye umlandeli ubhale wathi: "Ayinamatheli, iphunga nokunambitheka akukho, futhi kushelele ngempela."

"HEWU!" kubabaza ikhasimende elilodwa ngokusobala elijabule. “Ngiyazwela nge-glycerin futhi bengikhathazekile ngokuzama noma yini entsha kodwa angikaze ngicasuke nakancane ngalokhu futhi kuhlala kunjalo. Kuhle kakhulu ekugcineni umshado wethu weminyaka engu-14 ujabulisa!”

"Ake ngifafaze nina bafana ngeqiniso elithile," kuqale omunye umbuyekezi. "Ngizamile ama-lubes amaningi futhi angishise ngandlela thile noma angenza ngivuvuka / ngaba ndikindiki. Bengihlala kunzima ukuhlala ngibe manzi noma ngize ngibe manzi. Ngisebenzise le nto futhi bekumangaza.Ihlala isikhathi eside futhi angizange ngiphinde ngiyifake isicelo. noma unenkinga yokuhlala umanzi, uyakudinga lokhu empilweni yakho. Kuwufanele impela. "

Ithenge, I-Penchant Premium Luxe Silicone Personal Lubricant, $ 15, amazon.com

Ngaphezu kwalokho, le lube ayinabala, ihlanza kalula ngensipho namanzi, futhi, njengoba isuselwe ku-silicone (ngokungafani nokuthi isuselwa emanzini njengamanye ama-lubes), iyasebenza futhi ihlala noma ngabe ugeza, echibini, noma kubhavu oshisayo! Ungakwazi yini ukuzwa ama-horizons ocansi akhula?

Ngaphansi kwamarandi angaphansi kwayi-15, lo mkhiqizo ubiza kakhulu kune-lubricant yakho yasesitolo, kodwa kusacishe kube uhhafu wentengo yamaluzi athile asezingeni eliphezulu, njenge-lberlube. Ingabe kuwufanele? Izinkulungwane zamakhasimende e-Amazon ashisekayo abonakala ecabanga kanjalo. Futhi njengoba kufanele usebenzise inani elincane kuphela ukuze uzuze izinzuzo (futhi asikho isidingo sokuphinda ufake isicelo), ibhodlela elilodwa lizohlala isikhathi eside ngokwanele ukuthi ngokuqinisekile uzothola ukubaluleka kwemali yakho. Ngaphezu kwalokho, njengoba omunye umbuyekezi akubeka, “nakuba kubiza kakhulu, [kuyizinga] eliphezulu, kuphumelela kakhulu futhi kujabulisa ngokwengeziwe ukukusebenzisa. Mina nomkami sisebenzisa i-Penchant encane kakhulu kunenguqulo [eshibhile]. Ine-viscosity efanele yezikhathi ezijabulisayo, ezijabulisayo. Isimilo sendaba akukhona ukweqa i-lube. ” (Okuhlobene: ILube Elihle Kakhulu Lanoma Yisiphi Isimo Sobulili)

Futhi njengayo yonke enye into ephathelene nale lube, ibhodlela lihle kakhulu, futhi. Iphakheji ayithathi hlangothi futhi inobuhlakani futhi ayimemezeli “uketshezi locansi”, ngakho-ke ngeke usale unobuso obubomvu uma isicoci sendlu yakho noma ugogo wakho ewela kulo ekhabetheni lakho.

Ngakho-ke, ingabe uyidinga ngokuphelele le lube? Ukukubeka ngobuciko njengoba elinye ikhasimende elinelisekile lenzile, "Yebo, yebo yebo."

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