Izigaba Ezi-20 Ezinamandla Zokusebenzisa iRagnar Relay

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Ukusuka ngaphandle, imijaho kaReebok Ragnar Relay ingahle ibonakale sengathi ngeyezinhlanya. Yethiwa ngemuva kwekhulu lesishiyagalolunye inkosi neqhawe laseScandanavia, lezi zinhlanga zenzelwe ukukuhlola ngokomzimba nangokwengqondo; uhlala ubusuku bonke ushayela futhi ugijima amamayela angama-200-ish ahlanganisiwe nabanye abantu abangu-11 abajulukile, abakhathele. Azikho izihlambi. Kukhona ama-Port-A-Potty amaningi. Kunezinhlungu eziningi nezinhlungu futhi amahora alingene okulala. Kepha uma unikeza i-Ragnar ithuba, kungahle kube yilokho okusemandleni akho (ne-craziest) okufanele ukwenze okwamanje.

1.Kusukela ngesikhathi ubhalisa, ufana ne- "WTF ngazifaka?".

Ngokwemvelo, uhlola i-inthanethi ukuze uthole lonke ulwazi ongaluthola. (Ngenhlanhla, sinamacebiso avela koqedele okokuqala.)

2.Ngokushesha uyazisola ngokuthatha izinyanga ezimbalwa zokugcina ungasebenzi.

Kusukela nini lokhu kunzima kangaka? Kumele ngenze ezintathu zalezi emahoreni angama-24? Shit.

3. Cishe sekuwusuku lomjaho-futhi awuqondi ngempela ukuthi lo mjaho uzosebenza kanjani.

Ingabe ifana ne-Chinese Fire Drill engamakhilomitha angama-200 ubude? Impendulo: Yebo, kodwa kunjengokungathi abangani bakho bebecabanga ukuthi kungaba yinto ehlekisayo ukushayela phambili amamayela ambalwa futhi bakwenze ugijime uyobafica.

4. Futhi uyabona ukuthi awazi ukuthi uzopakisha ini.

Umuntu uzihlela kanjani izingubo zokuba ajuluke futhi anyanye? Zonke izingubo zokuzivocavoca enginazo kufanele zanele, akunjalo? (Wena nakanjani ngidinga amateki afanele.)

5.Lapho ekugcineni ufika kulayini wokuqala, usuphelelwe amped.

Futhi-ke uyabona ukuthi akudingeki ugijime amahora ngoba yonke iVan 1 kufanele igijime ngaphambi kokuthi uVan 2 enze noma yini.

6. Van 2 Pro Ithiphu: carbo-load nge brunch ngenkathi ulindile.

Lapho uweta ethi "Halala!" vele wenze sengathi usuvele wagijima. Kunzima kakhulu ukuchaza abantu abangewona amaRagnarian.

7.Ngesikhathi sokugijima kwakho kokuqala kokuthathu, uyajabula futhi uyakuqeda, kepha ukuqaphela ukuthi usenezinye ezimbili ongazenza kukwenza ufune ukujika ugijime uye ekhaya.

Ngaphandle kokugijima udlule izinto ezinhle ezifana nolwandle, intaba, noma i-Plymouth Rock kuzokukhumbuza ukuthi kungani ulapho. (Zama le mijaho yasemhlabeni wonke ngamamayela endawo emangalisayo.)

8.Ngemuva kokugijima, uhlangabezana neshawari yakho yokuqala yeveni.

Ama-baby wipe kanye nama-wipe ebusweni yizinto zemilingo ezithunyelwe zivela konkulunkulu futhi futhi awusoze wafuna ukuzibona futhi ngemuva kwale mpelasonto.

9.Uthola isikhathi esengeziwe sokuphumula ngenkathi uVan 1 egijima futhi, ngakho-ke uthola ukulala (yay!). Kodwa.... ihora elilodwa noma ngaphezulu.

Ngelinye ihora elingamhloniphi uNkulunkulu i-alamu yakho izokhala ukuze iphinde isebenze futhi. Umzimba wakho uzofana ne-WTF futhi uzoba njalo ngempela uyazibuza ukuthi kungani ukhethe ngokuzithandela ukwenza lokhu.

10.Uhlonyiselwe ukuphuma kwakho ebusuku, usesimweni esigcwele se-minion: isibani, ukukhanya komsila, ivesti ekhanyayo, nakho konke. Lapho usuqalile, uyabona ukuthi unayo i- ~ * crAzY * ~ adrenaline nokuthi lobo busuku yinto enhle kunazo zonke ezake zenzeka.

Blast umculo wakho futhi empeleni uyiklabhu yowesifazane oyedwa ekuhambeni. Khohlwa ukuphuma ngoLwesihlanu ebusuku, lesi kuzoba yisikhathi sakho esisha saphakathi kwamabili esiyintandokazi.

11.Kodwa kumnyama futhi ungumuntu ongaxhumene ngenxa yokuntuleka kokulala.

Ukuhumusha: Ungajam emculweni wakho, kepha uma uzama ukudansa noma UNKULUNKULU AKAVIMBELE i-Snapchat, uzokhubeka. Futhi ufe. (Buka i-vid ephelele ye-T-Swift's treadmill ethandekayo yehluleka.)

12.Ngesinye isikhathi (okungenzeka kakhulu emahoreni asekuseni) uzongena lokho okubiza amaRagnarians Umgodi wakwalasha: iphuzu lakho eliphansi impela, ngokomzimba nangokwengqondo. Khombisa yonke imizwa engemihle kangako.

Mhlawumbe ulimele, mhlawumbe imisipha yakho ibuhlungu, noma mhlawumbe umlenze odumile weRagnar (onzima kunayo yonke kuleyo nkambo) wakhahlela imbongolo yakho. Mhlawumbe ufuna ukubulala wonke umuntu oseveni yakho, noma isisu sakho sinjalo hhayi ngijabule ngesidlwana sasemini esingahleliwe osithathe egalaji likaphethiloli.

13.Kodwa ubuyisela ekukhanyeni, futhi uqale ukuthola i-hang yokuba aRagnarian.

Lokho kusho ukuthi uzama ukusebenzisa ngokugcwele noma yimaphi amagumbi okugezela angempela endleleni, ukuletha eyakho iphepha lendlu yangasese e-Pot-A-Pottys, igwebu eligingqika noma kuphi nanoma kuphi, ukwazi ubuciko bokushintsha iveni lezihlalo zangemuva, nokugxusha ama-electrolyte namanzi. nokudla amasemishi ebhotela lamantongomane nemigoqo yegranola sengathi kungumsebenzi wakho.

14.Ukuba seveni nabanye abantu abahlanu amahora angama-30 iqonde kukusondeza impela, kushesha impela.

Nonke niyawazi uhlelo lomunye nomunye futhi kungenzeka ukuthi nibone wonke umuntu ecishe enqunu ngesinye isikhathi.

15.Phakathi nekhefu lakho lesibili lokulala empeleni uyi-zombie. Kepha lawo mahora amabili egumbini elibandayo lokuzivocavoca uzizwa njengegolide.

Ukuphahlazeka endaweni yokuzivocavoca esikoleni esiphakeme kuzizwa kusabeka ngendlela exakile. Futhi, ukulala phansi ngokhuni kukwenza uqaphele ukuthi umzimba wakho uzizwa u-AF wakudala.

16.Ukuvuka ebuthongweni bakho besibili ukuze ugijime okwesithathu ... UMZIMBA WAKHO AKULUNGILE.

17. Kepha kungekudala uzoqeda umjaho wakho wesithathu nowokugcina, bese ubona ukuthi SEKUPHELILE !!!Uyahlanganaumgijimi wakho wokugcina nalo lonke iqembu lakhokuniwele umugqa wokugcina ndawonyefuthiumzuzu wokugcina we-#squadgoalz.

P.S. Kunezizathu eziningi zokuthi kufanele ugijime nabangani ku-reg.

18.Ngemuva kwalokho uyabona ukuthi lokhu kusho ukuthi awusakwazi ukulenga emotweni ehamba ne- # VanFam yakho.

Ukwehlukanisa nokugeza (NGOKUGCINA) kuzwakala njengokukhathazeka ngokwehlukana. Futhi, usho ukuthini ukuthi kufanele siyeke ukugijima?

19.Kepha uthola ukudla okuluhlaza ngemuva komjaho ngoba uyi #worthit futhi uyakufanelekela ngemuva kwamahora wokugcina angama-30.

Kulandelwe isihlwathi esiseduze se-coma-level.

20.Bese uyabona ukuthi noma umzimba wakho ukuzonda futhi ubuchopho bakho buzwakala njengekhova, ubanjwe kulokhu.uyahlanyaukuxuba kokugijima, ukwakha iqembu, nokusinda kwanamuhla okuyiRagnar Relay.

Okuhle wukuthi bagcwele izwe lonke. Isitobhi esilandelayo: IHawaii? #VanFam, hlanganani!

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