Kukhona Manje iTitness Fitness Yempilo Yakho Yezocansi

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Ungakwazi ukulandela ubuthongo bakho. Ungakwazi ukulandelela isikhathi sakho. Ungakwazi ukulandela ngomkhondo amakhalori akho. Ungabala zonke izinyathelo ozithathayo kusukela ngesikhathi ushwiba izinyawo zakho embhedeni. Ungakwazi ukulandelela ama-Kegels akho.

Kepha kuze kube manje, bekukhona into eyodwa obungeke ukwazi ukuyenza ngempela ithrekhi: impilo yakho yocansi. Kepha, ama-obvs, aphila esikhathini sokugcwala kwedatha, besazi ukuthi bekungeke kuhlale isikhathi eside. Hlangana no-Lovely, ithoyizi le-sex-meets-tracker elingase lishintshe indlela obona ngayo izinto phakathi kwamashidi.

Umongo: Iringi ye-silicone enwebekayo engagqokwa ngaphansi kwepipi, umunwe, noma ingquza. NjengeFitbit yakho noma i-Apple Watch, le nto ingenza ngokuyisisekelo konke. Ingakutshela ukuthi mangaki amakholori wena nomlingani wakho niwashisa ngesikhathi socansi. Iyadlidliza (hey, clitoral stimulation), ithuthukisa ama-erections (ngokwehlisa ukujikeleza kwegazi), yazi izikhundla zakho ozithandayo futhi inikeze nemibono emisha. (Okusho ukuthi, yebo, empeleni unayo Kama Sutra ulele embhedeni nawe.) I-Lovely ixhuma nge-Bluetooth kuhlelo lokusebenza (kokubili i-iOS ne-Android) ekunikeza konke okwenziwe okungcolile mayelana ne-romp yakho, kusuka kwinani lokuphonswa kuya kusivinini esiphezulu, ubude besikhathi, kanye nenani lezikhundla ezizanyiwe. Uhlelo lokusebenza futhi linikeza indlela yokuthi uxhumane nozakwenu mayelana noyebo kanye nays ebusuku, kanye nokuhlinzeka ngeziphakamiso eziqondene nawe zokukokhela umlilo nokuwugcina ~ushisa~. (P.S. Nanka amathiphu ochwepheshe okuthi ungamtshela kanjani umlingani wakho ukuthi yini oyifunayo ngendlela yakudala.)

Yize kungenzeka ukuthi uke wezwa i-buzz mayelana ne-Lovely ngenkathi ivela ku-Indiegogo cishe unyaka odlule (baqoqe imali engaphezu kuka-$40K!), ayikakatholakali ngokusemthethweni kuze kube manje. Ungayi-oda ngo- $ 169, okuthi, uma ucabanga ngalo, yi- ukweba njengethoyizi lezocansi le-tracker + kwelinye.

Kuyamangalisa njengoba lokhu kuzwakala, kucela lo mbuzo: Ingabe kufanele ngabe uyalandelela konke? Ingabe idatha incela bonke ubumnandi bokungcola, noma kuzongezwa okwangempela ugesi ku-equation usiza ukuvutha uthando? Ingabe ukwethula irobhothi elincane elishayelwa idatha embhedeni wakho likusiza ukuthi uphile ngokusemandleni akho. ucansi. impilo. naphakade., noma uyiguqule ibe enye futhi into ozwa sengathi udinga ukuyithuthukisa?

Welp, kunendlela eyodwa kuphela yokuthola.

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