Izinto Eziyi-10 Zabesifazane Abangashadile Cabanga ngasese eGym

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Akunandaba nesimo sakho sobudlelwano, ukuzivocavoca umzimba kuyinto yomuntu uqobo; imvamisa, yisikhathi kuphela lapho uthola ukuba ngu-1000% uwedwa, ukhishwe ngokuphelele, futhi ugxile ekutholeni amanye ama-endorphin afaneleke kahle. Ungakhohlwa yikho konke okunye empilweni yakho bese uvele u-sweattttt. Ngaphandle uma uhlola ama-swolemates anomqondo ofanayo, okungukuthi.

Lokhu akusho ukuthi bonke abantu besifazane abangashadile bahlale begijima ejimini bezulazula (kunama-kickass amaningi, ukujima kokushiya ngedwa okwenzekayo nakho); kodwa uma ufuna uthando (ikakhulukazi uthando olufanele #fitcouplegoals), lezi zinto zivele zintante emfudlaneni wakho wemicabango enganakile-noma ngabe uyazifuna noma cha. (Yize, ukuqoqa ama-dudes ejimini kungahle kungabi umqondo omuhle kakhulu. Yithathe kumlobi oyedwa owazama ukuthola izinsuku ngesikhathi esebenza.)

1. Swayipha kwesobunxele, swayipha kwesobunxele, swayipha kwesobunxele, ugh uswidi wendoda nansi uhlobo lokuphoxeka.

Lowo mfana ongemuva kwesigaba se-spin unobuhle, kepha unjalo kancane ngiyazama. Ngabe uyakuthanda nokuqina komzimba ?!

2. Bamba up-kanzima swayiphela kwesokudla kumfana owenza ama-doll-ups.

Ngicabanga ukuthi ngizoqedela ukujima kwami ​​​​lapho...

3. Ngabe uyangibuka? I-OMG Ungu nakanjani engibuka. Ngithemba ukuthi ifomu lami lepulangwe lilungile.

4. Kulungile, seqe izindlela njengezikhathi ezinhlanu ehoreni lokugcina... kufanele kube ikusasa. Mhlawumbe uzoza azocela inombolo yami.

Mhlawumbe uma ngikhipha ama-headphone ami umzuzu nje? Ngingahle ngibukeke njengokwesabisa ukwenza lezi zingqinamba ... kepha futhi ngibukeka njengeBAMF.

5. Aaaaand wavele wahamba. Kungenzeka kube okungcono kakhulu, ngakho-ke ngingabuyela emsebenzini wami wokuzivocavoca.

Kodwa kuthiwani uma kunguYe futhi ngeke sazi ngoba akekho owanyakazayo? Thuka inkathi yedijithali ngokusenza sonke sigogeke kwezenhlalo i-AF.

6. Mhlawumbe laba bafana bayesaba ngoba ngi ~fiercely ~ ngiqala ukuqina.

Noma yini-ngidinga idude elikwazi ukuphatha umsipha wami.

7. Umqondo wethangi lokuzivocavoca: "Ufuna: I-Swolemate. Kumele ngicwenge ngaphezu kwami, ngijabulele ibhotela lamantongomane, futhi ngibe ngumpetha ekubambeni umzimba emuva. "

Mhlawumbe ngingathola eyodwa bese ngiphrinta inombolo yami yocingo ngemuva?

8. Kodwa kuthiwani uma ubuntu bakhe bumunca? Ngidinga ukuyeka ukwahlulela amadoda ngokubukeka kwawo. Ngingazonda uma i-dude ibikwenza lokho kimi.

Ayisekho i-Tindering yokuzivocavoca okucatshangelwayo. I'm ~deeper~ than that.

9. O, kodwa bheka lawo MAGAMA. Yena nakanjani akazange eqe usuku lomlenze.

Ingabe ngiyathuka? Mhlawumbe Creepy kancane. Linda-ngicabanga ukuthi ngibone lowo mfana ku-Bumble.

10. * Ithola ukushaywa ngu okungahleliwe mfowethu. *

WTH. KUNGANI UMUNTU ENGAKWENZA LAPHA?! Lokhu akuyona ibha. Ngize ku Zivocavoce.... Kulungile, mhlawumbe indawo yokuzivocavoca akuyona indawo enhle kakhulu kulokhu. Emuva ekuchobozeni ukuzilolonga kwami. #ForeverAlone #AndHappyAboutIt (Ngoba ukuba sebudlelwaneni nejimu kungcono kunokukwenza nomuntu vele.)

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