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Ngubani ongathandi umjuluko omuhle? Kodwa Kanjani sithola ukuqina kwethu kuyehluka kakhulu kuye ngokuthi sihlala kuphi. Imininingwane emisha evela kwaGoogle igqamisa ukuthi yini abantu abajwayele ukuyenza yokuzivoxavoxa esifundazweni ngasinye abakufuna kakhulu ngo-2015, futhi ezinye zalezi zindlela zizokumangaza nakanjani.
Abantu baseMelika bayayithanda i-celebriti yethues... kodwa amamodeli ethu okujima angase angabi yilokho ocabangayo. I-Utah, ngokwesibonelo, idumisa i-abs ka-Kate Hudson (kahle, ngubani ongayenzi, empeleni?). I-Wisconsin iyiqembu elikhulu labalandeli baka-Jillian Michael, onophawu lwakhe lothando oluqinile oludlala kahle nabasentshonalanga abaqinile. Kepha iWashington D.C yasishaqisa sonke ngokusesha kakhulu uPaul Ryan. (Ngerekhodi, uSomlomo omusha weNdlu ufunga i-CrossFit ne-P90X.) Ungalokothi uthi abaseMelika abazinaki ezepolitiki!
Abantu baseMelika bathanda ukukhomba izitho zomzimba... kodwa eziqondile ngokuxakile kuphela. Izithako zomzimba ezishisayo ezinjenge-abs eqinile, isinqe esibaziweyo nemilenze eqinile nakanjani salwenza lolu hlu (iSouth Carolina, iMaryland neMontana, ngokulandelana) kepha saphinde safuna izingcezwana ezithile ezingaconsi phansi. Abantu baseCalifornia, ngokwesibonelo, bafuna ukuba yinkosi yamathole ngenkathi abantu baseNevada befuna ukusebenza ngezintambo zabo. Abantu baseLouisiana bafuna ama-oblique afanele ngenkathi abantu baseNew York bephupha isifuba esiklebhukile-kodwa ingxenye engezansi kuphela. Kepha iRhode Island? Konke abakufunayo ukubambelela okuqinile, ukuhlonishwa ngezinye izingalo zokubulala.
Abantu baseMelika bathanda ukwehluka... ngezindlela ezinhle kakhulu. Ama-Oregonians ahlala ethembekile ku-rep yabo ye-weirdo futhi basesha kakhulu "ukuzivocavoca izimbungulu ezifile." Ngoba iPortland. (Futhi, ngoba ingenye yokuzivocavoca kwe-9 Hard Core Okusondeza Ku-Six-Pack Abs.) Futhi amaFloridians afakazele ukuthi kungani eyikhaya lamavidiyo amaningi we-hip-hop ngokusesha "ukuzivocavoca okungajwayelekile komdanso." Ngoba Miami. Siyakuthanda Oregon futhi Florida; ungalokothi ushintshe!
Sethemba ukuthi imiphumela yakwaGoogle ikusiza ukuthi uthole ugqozi lwemibono emisha yokuzivocavoca ngo-2016, kepha okungenani sinethemba lokuthi ukwazi ukuthambekela kokuzivocavoca kombuso wakho kusiza ekuchazeni imisindo exakile evela efulethini lomakhelwane wakho!
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